Me werld has been turned upside down...As the famus song from Love Story goes... 'Where do I begin'..... my lovely Satdee night with me boyz from Wirral Radio Breakfast Show John and Neil had said they weren't going to a show at the Floral Pavillion....I believed them....for some strange reason after a few 5 liter boxes of Lambrini I got a sudden urge to go....The Floral Pavillion was pullin me towards it.....what was it?........ I arrived at the front door to be told 'Full House Mrs' I kwikly corrected the failed policeman with 'It's Mz'.... I remembered a late night dallyonce once with Wally Scott at the stage door after enjoying his and Billy's Plumbs....that's another story....so I headed there....darkness.....I remembered an old trick that had worked for many famus folk....the back door code.....An SOS code banged out on your back door.......it worked.....but who opened the door..... John & Neil.... I was hurt....they had lied...they had been coming all the time........they won me over with a pint of Crem De Menth and a Malibu chaser.....that was when my life changed forever................
Mummy V as I always called her.....Stalker as she called me affekshonatlee hadn't aknowlidged me for many years.....I know how painful it was for her to give me away so I've never held a grudge.....but I always dreamt one day with the help of Davina Macall and Nicky Campbell I'd get that gentle tap on me back door......NEVER did I expect last nites shockin rellyvayshon......You see as well as Glue ear I've always had dodgy eyes....but I had a cheap laser op years ago which didn't go to plan....too painful to tell the story..... Let's just say 'Stan 'I'll Help You Seymour' is now doin time after helpin unsuspectin victims see a lot more......I agress....... Mummy V (or so I thought) came to me in a piece of toast one day......but last night has begged me to question that...........I can't carry on.....you can hear it for yourselfs......I was stood close to where Crissy Rock was being interviewed for BBC Songs Of Praise when my phone picked up on this shocking video......make your own mind up as Bucks Fizz sang.....Who is my mummy???? Signin off....a devastaytid Beverly Macca CBA. XXXX
EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE OF CRISSY ROCK'S CONFESSION
Signin off....a devastaytid
Beverly Macca CBA.
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