To Vey or not To Vey...

Always the sign of a good night...at least I remembered to take them off!

The morning after the night before...

Now this is just between you n me....I had me own dressin room with a larger lavortaree to escape to in between hostin Bernie's event....something wasn't right....I kept hearing funny sounds like a wolf werewolf even....I didn't think anything of it...not until I noticed me intimayte wear had been touched! I took a deep sniff of me string, then I could smell it...the unforgettable smell of Paco Rabanne....someone was fiddlin with me small....I set a trap, I hid in me lavatoree with the light out....only waited about 2 minutes and the strong odour of the Paco hit me....I was being touched all over, I couldn't stop him....what if he was armed....after about an hour and a half I let out a loud scream....I couldn't do it before as whoever it was was force feeding me his Percy Pig...

With that the door opened...I was safe...I don't know who he was but he claimed to be a lookey likey for the garjus actor Russell Tovey....I knew it wasn't Russell, he's more Kouros than Paco Rabanne....we woz papped

A little discussion on the sofa we came to an agreeement regarding me intimayte wear...and his Percy Pig.....Glad to say it all ended well.... Was that the real Tovey?

Ah well....it was a crackin night anyway....off to put me cankles up for a few hours...

See yer soon...

Love Bev

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Bernie Bucket, an amazing lady...

Happy Gay America Day - What a result for all me gays around the world! About bloody time, we knock the Yanks from time to time coz many aren't the full dollar but credit where credit's due.

Talkin all things American it was Indypendense day in the USA yesterday and I was with one of the bravest and most inspera...inspuray....   Amazin laydees Bernie Singleton, otherwise known as Bernie Bucket. Since losing her daughter and being diagnosed with the same cancer Bernie turned it all around and set about raising money for Cancer Research. To date on her own she's raised in excess of £170,000 - I was honoured to help host the event last night. Bernie is still battling the disease but still carries on.

The stage is set

The fabulous Poppies

Here's the lady herself Bernie Bucket

I'll keep you posted on how much was raised!

Well Done Bernie

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ToiletGate....

I'm fewwwwwwwmin! I'm asked to go to an event with a 30,000 plus attendence so I obliges...I arrived there and was shown to a rather shabby lookin box....I said 'is this it' to which the youth in a track suit n reakin of weed says 'this is it Macca, yerv got runnin water and 47 sheets of andrex!!!!' How very dare they! I won't name the venue (not for less than 20 kwid) I filmed my reaction for the court case!

www.beverlymacca.co.uk 

Happy Summer...

Happy Summer from the Poundshop Princess...where is the year going? One minute santa is emptyin his sack, next I'm Tightless and sleepless in July! The bikini is out, and as every year it fits perfect. All this bikini diet shite duz me head in....So how's your year been so far? I'm still busy at the Wireless and Pound Paradise...keepin 2 jobs down and claimin me inkapasitee allowance is a killer...but I'm a martyr to it I don't complain. Was busy recently when 3 queens came to visit....no, not me gays but Queen Mary, Queen Elizabeth and Queen Victoria....And thanks to Wirral Radio I was there to report it. Bit like a younger, slimmer and not so tanned Judith Chalmers....here's a couple of pics...

Started the day at the Spa....not Champneys, the other one...

Wasn't long before I was covered in seamen....

As a mark of honour I was given me own ring...

I had a titanic moment...

Oh yeah, and there were the boats! 

Here's one of me live reports too...

And another...

Oh and an outtake! 

Oh, I fell asleep too...

Happy Birthday to Wirral Radio - 16th June saw the first birthday of the radio station where I do me communitee service. Great night had by all...I had to watch me Pees n Qews as I was sat with His Royal High Ness Sir Lord Mayor of Wirral and Her Royal High Ness Lady Lord Mayors Mrs....What happened on that table stays at that table...Oh there was cake too...Here's me, CEO John Storey and Eye Candy Kenyon cutting it.....there's fear in them mens faces havin me with a knife in me hand..... 

Well that's it for now...need to offload some catering from last night. See yerz soon.

Love Bev

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