Time flys...

Hiya...Agadoo!...well i'll start this diary entree with the the sad news that alejedlee Mel B has lost the Jenny Craig contract coz of her wayt gayn...dunno about you but I think shes still got it in this picture...I must admit that advert did get on me Tits...espeshally wen she shouts 
                  'TO YOUR DOORSTEP' 

Well if yerz follow me on Twitter yerll know I've bin layd up this week with laydee flu...wiped me out...couldn't even force down a prawn ring...the Lambrini went down ok an helped me throat...I wasn't up to goin in to work at Pound Paradise...chucked a sickie...Fat Sue with the Smart car me supervizer was on the phone kwick as wink....told her where to get off...i suffer from Till Apnea as it is....i just crash out on me till without warning...it's covered under the DDA (disabilitees discriminayshon assosiayshon) so she cant tutch me...

Talkin about disabilitees me medic alert bracelet has bin delivered...so if yer find me unkonshuss then you know how to revive me...it means I can take me own to anywhere now too...the radio station an on me till...its offishal now...so stick that in yer pipe Fat Sue with the Smart car!...

Now keep this to yerself...I'm thinkin of bein a air hostess...theres a new lo cost airline just been set up an I've applied online...just waytin to hear back from them...I think i'd make a good air hostess wiv me customer service skills...I'll keep yerz posted on this breakin story...

Well it's saturday nite da da da da da da da da - pretty baybaaaaay!....nice nite out planned wiv me gays...hopin to get taken up the Wong Wei as per....Rite...I'll catch yerz all later...off to defrost a prawn ring an chill some Brini for later....av a good Satdee! Laterz XXXX