Zip Me Up Before You Go Go...

Thort yerz mite all like to av a read of the lyrics to me soon to be released single

'Zip Me Up Before You Go Go'

I bet yerz can't listen to the song ever agen wivout hearing these lyrics.

Enjoy!

 

JITTERBUG

 JITTERBUG

I’ll be your groom groom you tasty tart.
You send my soul sky high with your fanny farts.
Jitterbug into my brain,
I’m gonna bang bang bang you till you go insane.
But somethings buggin me, something ain’t right
My best friend told me that you were quite tight.
Left me sleeping in my bed,
Was I dreaming or did you really give me head.

Zip me up before you go go,
Don’t leave it hangin down like a yoyo.
Zip me up before you go go,
I won’t miss and jizz in your eye.
Zip me up before you go go,
I don’t like jackin off doin solo.
Zip me up before you go go,
Make your fanny feel tight.
Make your fanny feel tiiiiiiiiight!

You feed on prawn rings most of the day,
You’re so camp as a man you would be a gay.
In Aldi car park I made you lame,
You were so dry my meat’s never been the same.
Cause you’re no lady, you make me drool,
Makes me crazy you prick tease it’s cruel.
Come on Bevlar make it tight
Your pelvic floor makes everything feel so right.

Zip me up before you go go,
Don’t leave it hangin down like a yoyo.
Zip me up before you go go,
I won’t miss and jizz in your eye.
Zip me up before you go go,
I don’t like jackin off doin solo.
Zip me up before you go go,
Make your fanny feel tight.
Make your fanny feel tiiiiiiiiight!

(C) 2013 Beverly Macca