Well....it's not long to go.....youz will hav yer balls decked and yer tites hangin waitin for Santa to empty his sack into them....more of that later....All done at Casa Macca - sadly didn't get time to do the Christmas Evening with....that will be on the list for next year....I've put up me tree....took some work that did....I find less is more....plus to be honest...I Can't Be Arsed....
I've bin in great deemand lately to switch on Christmas lights too....that takes it out of yer I can tell yer....all that flickin n speeches....here's me doin one of me switch ons.....
Rushed off me Cankles at Pound Paradise too....our 2013 katalog was a big hit....sold out of the toilet seat covers an ash trays within a few hours....Vicktoria Beckam ordered the seat covers for the 325 bogs at Casa Beckam.....few bits left so be quick...here's a preevew -
I've bin bizzy makin me own deckorayshons too....I can't be doin with buyin all that stuff yer can make...an don't get me started on Kirsty Allslops overpriced homemade Christmas.....she gets on me tits with all that ye olde shite from ye olde Chizick hi street craft shop....it's bollox....here's my bewtiful prawn ring lit up an on me door....yer karnt buy klass......unless it's Myleen....she'd do anythin for a few bob..............
Then I woz thinkin what to do wiv me old tites....an vwalla.....another brillyant idea from the Bevlar....I am so gonna do a show for telly for neckst cristmas.....they'll snap up my Homemade Christmas.....well I karnt stay too long....got me cold weather payment....well I say mine.....nudge nudge....she's not gonna miss it.....she's bin gone a few years now......to spend....Here's me Tite Trick -
Before I go....lookin to the New Year I've had a call from the lovely peeps at Celebrity Big Brothers Bit On The Side....askin me back to the ordience.....that will be in January....I'll let you know when.....wonder who will be in da house???? Here's me on the last series.....
Right....enuff waffle from me....catch yerz later...I'll pop up me Christmas messige soon.
Love
Bev
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