Cooled meself off with a Midori cocktail....not a bottle of Lambrini in site....then I got a strong wiff of Leather....then the vision in black appeared....the garjus and glamerus Lizzy Cundy stood before me....like a life size Chamois....before I know it she's only slipped my well polished ring on her pinky.....love that woman....makes me laff so much on Twitter....calm yerselfs fellas...
Came out and I woz blinded by the light as the famus song goes....Paps everywhere...they were houndin me....and I mean houndin me...... to get out the way..........they like to tease....
Ended the night in style....kebab from Mustaffa's and an hour on Blendr....before I know it I've got off and me alarm is buzzin....I was up the ITV Stewdios again....OMG....how miserable is everyone on the Choob....Look at this lot....I soooooooo wanted to jump up and do a bit of Pharrell...'Happay...come along and clap with me like a Tube without a smile'....
Went to see lovely Lorraine for a catch up after our interview.....she's no shame....she only had my frock on I'd lent her ages ago for the show that mornin.....more front than Harrods....but yer can't get angry with her....I was gettin ready for a photo with her on the famous sofa...nipped to the loo to offload last nights caterin....when I got back me head gay had only gegged in.....she'd nipped off for her morning offload so I missed out.....pretty in pink...
Kwick coffee in the Stewdio cafe at ITV before I'm whisked off to the This Morning stewdio for a visit....I've never seen so many peeple in one place with clipboards, radios attatched to their waists n skype headsets on with mics......must be a kwalifikayshon you need to work at ITV...as the double doors opened to Stewdio 8 where This Morning is fillumed I had flashbacks....I could hear the theem choon....smell the ferrymoans of male presenters gone by......Dicky Madeleys Old Spice...John Leslie's Joop....Eamonn Holmes's Jizz...and today it was Pip's Paco Rabanne.....with a hint of Holly's Charlie.....I was sent....It wasn't long before I was overpowered by the wiff of Kouros....yes it was Magic Mulhern....heez garjus....we'd only just greeted when he took me up the Hub....yet again....I nip to the laydees room and head gay gegs in and gets the picture....I was ragin....
Had a long lunch up the Mulberry Bush opposite the ITV towers with me lovely Leanne....2 and a half hours later I had to feed her into the lift back up to the 21st floor to face the wrath of Warn!.....next stop I'm up the West End....the lovely Kevin Kennedy who many will know and loved as Coronation Street's Curly Watts had very kindly left me a ticket for hit musical We Will Rock You - O...M...G....Amazing show....you MUST see it if you are in that London....what a way to end a perfect couple of days.....Big thanks to everyone who helped make those 2 days speshal.....inclewdin the lovely Gina Lyons -Sparkling rings you were a star and got mine gleaming!
Laterz.....Love Bev XXXX
Pee Ess - If you've not heard any of me LIVE interviews with Lorraine Kelly, Fern Briton and Ross King, here's the link - Enjoy!
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