Well it's bin 6 weeks now since we went live on hair to the Wirral and beyond....Wirral Radio 92.1FM...and it's been a great few weeks! Lovin my boyz aka the Toxic Twins John & Neil - they have me demented at cock o clock in the morning...We are all titled now too Me wiv me CBA, John is CEO - and latest to get a title was Neil Newton OBE - Oringey Brown Everyday!! He likes his slap duz our Nella - his desk is like a Superdrug shop!! Kouros, Paco Rabanne....you name it he wears it...Midweek Macca is now established and I've been touched.....several times.....overwhelmed by the lovely 'Slebs' who have come forward - Sherrie Hewson, Lorraine Kelly, Kate Robbins, Ross King in LA, Corrie's Wendi Peters and more...coming soon Ruth Langsford, Denise Welch, Kerry Katona and Corrie's Charlie Condou....How many more names can I drop.....ded ded chuffed and grateful to them all....must menshon a ikkle luv interest that has blossumd since bein at Wirral Radio.... Eye Candy Kenyon....he duz the news n sport...like a cross between Reggie Bosunkay n Dickie Davies...his ferrymoans drive me crazy...there's an attrackshun but he's fightin in....I'll keep you posted...here we are on a sort of first date.... Beverly Macca Kenyon has a ring to it....
Well it's bin all go on The Wirral....we've only had the Open Championship 2014....it's bin murder....tryin to drive to work everyday in that traffic...me Cunto kept overheatin (Corsa/Punto cut n shut).....I had a likkle dally yonse with a lovely Amerikan called Frank...or FRANK.....why do them yanks all shout....we were avin a bit of afternoon delite in the bunker by the 12th hole and off he went....he liked to talk dirty to me durin intimasees... 'FOUR YOU WHORE...FOUR FOUR FOUR.....' Funny that was the amout of seconds he lasted...4 second Frank.....got a bit carried away one day and me intimayte wear was flung over the signage....Tiger Woods was overheard on the phone to Rory sayin 'just turn right at the bra n panties'...
Well me dream came true thanks to me garjus Adam Siddorn...he took me up the Snowdrop the other Satdee...Snowdrop bein one of the famus Ferries Across The Mersey...I'd always wanted to be Kate Winseyette for the day and re enact that famus scene...Adam was my Jack....the do was for Bernie Bucket, a lovely, inspirational and very brave lady who is battling Cancer... She has raised close to £140,000 for Cancer Research UK and still she carries on...that lady is amazing and I'm chuffed and honoured to have met her...here's me and Bernie havin a ball on the Booze Cruise....
Coming soon is the Liverpool Pride 2014....me n Adam are going along to see what it's all about...why not come along too? Just before I go the lovely Fern Britton is recording a new series of 'Big Allotment Challenge' the first series was like 'Carry On Up The Allotment' I'm doin a kammeo judging the plumbs....Fern's not happy, we've got to share a WinnyBaygo....she's rank...I'll be teachin her a few tips on personal Hi Jean....Here's our pad...terrible whiff of Floral Foam....usually after a visit from Phil Vickery....I'm given a tenner an me bus fare to Weatherspoons....
Right...must dash...me supervisor Fat Sue with the Smart Car is givin me evils....she's still not slimmed into that car yet!!! There's a kew at me till.....catch yerz later....
Bev
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