Cruisin For A Bruisin...
Sweet baby yazu....is there nobody in the Slebritee werld that haven't tried to nab me Timmy Shoos?? The latest bein Saint Jane of the cruise Mcdonald....I wouldn't mind but they're only copies of the orijinal Jimmy Choos!...I av to say she was charmin....her Charlie was a bit over powerin tho....I had to stand next to her....Saint Jane was visitin the Wirral doin a top sekrit show....it'll be available on the Babe Adult Channel very soon....I'll keep yer posted....it involves animals.....that's all I can say................but what is it about me Timmy Shoos? Also...take a look at those guys whove had my ring on their finger.....I've still got it....it never left me.......
Talkin of animals....dogs to be eggzact hav you got you pet micro chipped? I did a kampayn recently with Trendy Pooches in Hoylake to emfasize the importanse of doing it....I was chipped by the lovely Glynis....I no longer worry if I end up on the back of an Eddie Stowbart truck in sumwere like Litham Stanns coz I know I'll be sent back...Talkin of Trendy Pooches - anothe ecksitin time ahead....they are openin a new hydrotherapee pool soon an I'm gonna be their first client....watch this space....I'll keep yerz posted....visit their website here -
It wud appear Summer is here...the mornins are ded lite an them bleedin birds are wakin me up at Cock O Clock...am I goin mad or are they tweetin Chaz n Dave songs?? I got fed up the other day an lobbed me Timmy Shoo out the window....had to limp in to work tho coz I couldn't get the fucker back out the tree....
Is it just me or do any of you uther wimin out there suffer from static? I spark like a Primark sale rail I do....the other nite I'd just took me tites n bra off when 'Whoosh' me bra flew out me hand an up onto me Fow silk kurtains....stuck like a bugger it did....talkin of takin clothes off I'm on a diet again....I'm doin me Tighter Life an eatin slimmin soups.....I'm sorry thay are shite....yer'd be just as well to boil an old Croc with an unyon....it'd taste better.....I've dropped a few leggin sizes tho.....me lovely Twate (Twitter mate) Denise Welch is also doin a wee diet at the mo....she's lookin good an has dropped a few leggin sizes....mind you...she's got a weddin frock to get into.... Good luck Denzie....
Time for a wee rant....I dont hav the time or inklinayshon to do them games on Twitter...candy shite, Farmshite an any other ones.....I ask me peeple time n time agen to stop sendin me reekwests but still they keep comin....so again....here's a genkle an suttel messige from that well known form of communicayshon 'Alfabetti Sgetti'....
Right...only 2 weeks to go till another Evenin With Bev....the theem bein 'Bikini n Brini' it's gonna be a hoot....but we only have a couple of tickets left so be kwick....here's the freefone number again if you haven't already got yours.....
0800 001 4699
Well that's me for now....I won't leave it so long next time....I've just bin rushed off me cankles....hope yer all well...thanks agen for all yer support....remember to look out for and after eachother...too many people ready to be nasty n horrid....life is too short for all that...if you are feelin down please please speak to someone...too many people ending their lives or trying to when opening up to someone might just be the answer....Big hugs....
Bev
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