An Evening With Beverly Macca 2...

Welcome to Casa Macca....that was the greeting for all the lovely folk who came to Gourmet Coffee in Liverpool to enjoy An Evening With Beverly Macca...a sell out and a great crowd too...I was workin a late shift an was late arriving...but thay woz kwite forgiving...I woz hopin for a kwiet nite wiv a box of Lambrini an a pic of me prawn ring....but no....I had to entertayn this lot..........here's me chillaxin....

We had a good chat about me life, loves an likes...then went on to talk about Pound Paradise as thay were sponsorin the night....had to plug some products...we had chosen topics I was offerin advice on Oral secks an Lezbianism....went down well.....

Then it woz time for Bev's bingo...all proceeds from the bingo an the raffle went to Katy Holmes trust...but the prizes on bingo were to die for................... a pregnansee test....waxing strips...and a packet of Kotex ultra...all kertesee of Pound Paradise....here's me jugglin me balls....

We managed to get Findus to sponsor the katering so everyone had a bit of scran...tickit price inclewdid a free drink too...after everyone ate it was time for Bev's kultural hour...I got changed into me jarmees to try and get rid of all them peeple in me livin room at Casa Macca....

Now me kultural seckshon inclewdid powetree an a few chapters fron me novel....50 Shades of Paradise...Pound Paradise...here's a video of me doin me Bev Rap...

After that I went on to do a little love powem to an ex boyfriend of mine...Bells Porlsy Pete....a lovely bloke but we was doomed...here's me ode...

What a grate nite...I woz shattered on me till on Satdee mornin...Fat Sue wiv the Smart car wasn't very simpathetic....she moved me off till 1 sayin I smelt of booze an the customers were complaynin....'Whatever'....to all those who came thanks for supportin...and to all those who gave prizes for the raffle thank you so much.....rite....I'm off to soak me athleets feet in me foot spa Below are some pics of those who came.....laters... Bev xxxx

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Special thanks to the following for donating prizes

 Laura Jane
Gusto Heswall
http://www.gustorestaurants.uk.com/restaurants/gusto-heswall 

Donna 
Pure Floral Design Wirral/Liverpool
http://www.purefloraldesign.com/ 

Matt & Alice
Holiday Inn Express Hoylake
http://www.hiexpresshoylake.co.uk/ 

Jane & Lucy
Spa Inc Heswall
http://www.spa-inc-heswall.co.uk/

Mel
Majestic Wine Wirral
http://www.majestic.co.uk/wirral


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Time flys...

Hiya...Agadoo!...well i'll start this diary entree with the the sad news that alejedlee Mel B has lost the Jenny Craig contract coz of her wayt gayn...dunno about you but I think shes still got it in this picture...I must admit that advert did get on me Tits...espeshally wen she shouts 
                  'TO YOUR DOORSTEP' 

Well if yerz follow me on Twitter yerll know I've bin layd up this week with laydee flu...wiped me out...couldn't even force down a prawn ring...the Lambrini went down ok an helped me throat...I wasn't up to goin in to work at Pound Paradise...chucked a sickie...Fat Sue with the Smart car me supervizer was on the phone kwick as wink....told her where to get off...i suffer from Till Apnea as it is....i just crash out on me till without warning...it's covered under the DDA (disabilitees discriminayshon assosiayshon) so she cant tutch me...

Talkin about disabilitees me medic alert bracelet has bin delivered...so if yer find me unkonshuss then you know how to revive me...it means I can take me own to anywhere now too...the radio station an on me till...its offishal now...so stick that in yer pipe Fat Sue with the Smart car!...

Now keep this to yerself...I'm thinkin of bein a air hostess...theres a new lo cost airline just been set up an I've applied online...just waytin to hear back from them...I think i'd make a good air hostess wiv me customer service skills...I'll keep yerz posted on this breakin story...

Well it's saturday nite da da da da da da da da - pretty baybaaaaay!....nice nite out planned wiv me gays...hopin to get taken up the Wong Wei as per....Rite...I'll catch yerz all later...off to defrost a prawn ring an chill some Brini for later....av a good Satdee! Laterz XXXX