Wow....I love an ereckshon as you guys know....but a big fat pink one............I'm in heaven....Hiya....hope yerz all OK....soz I've not bin on for a while but I've bin rushed off me cankles.....this entree is dedicated to my lovely frends at Radio City in Liverpool - The Breakfast Show...aka Rossie n Possie......Now it wasn't planned but Rossie left the keys to the stewdio in me Cunto (Corsa/Punto cut n shut) after a nite of pashon.....that's another story....anyways....I'd bin over in Liverpool doin some photo shoots pluggin Pound Shops bein the orijinal Pound Girl....here's a pic of me in ackshon.....
I agress as the posh folk say.....so I have the keys to the Radio City Tower....I missed the last train an the tunnell bus so paniked a bit....anyways I made me way to the tower....got me Bevmobile in the lift an up I went...........I could smell Pete Price's Hai Karatee in the buildin wen I was there.....bless him....I had to offload sum caterin so I went to Rich Maddox private bog....he's the boss man....his bog roll has Hello Vera on it......then I crashed out.....not before raidin Carl Burns drinks cabinet in his locker, he's a slave to the Perdod!!!...... I found the stewdio an tried out Simmo's chair, Jay's chair....then I found Rossie's chair.....I was sent.....I woz woked up wiv a bang....went out to use the bog an next thing I know Rossie is comin at me in me Bev mobile at full speed.....BANG I was over.....
Pain shot thur me body like a bugger....oh he tried to look conserned but I new deep down it was a plan to do away wiv the Bevlar.....I reckon Pete Price had a hand in it all.... look closeley at Rossies face.....thats a sense of smug there.....he wanted to Kill the Bevlar...................
Ever the poser he looked at the CCTV cam an tutched up his Primarni faux leatherette jacket an SMILED....can you beleev it.....It wouldn't hav happened if Norman Thomas had bin around.....anyways next on the scene is Jay Hind......just fresh from doin his Speed Awareness Korse.....only thing was he was late so missed it..............I told him he shud've put his foot down........anyways he had a practis on me Bevmobile..........god heez garjus......for a GinGer....I soooo would.............
Thay say theres no show without Punch watever that means....but here's our very own punch....me garjus Claire Simmo aka Barbie.....sheez like peter pan.............an love her for it............she had to av a go too....
Well bein up the tower I saw it as a FPO Fuji Photo Opporchoonity for me private wives website so I spread me legs an worked it girlfriend..............
Then it was time for the Breakfast show...........I wasn't gonna let Rossie get away with attemptid merder.....so I held a protest on his show.....just as he was mid Alan Partridge (his hero) I burst into the stewdio an showed him me Manjina.....
He didn't bat a eyelid....instead asked me 'Where do you get yer fanny waxed DEARRR' he loved it I reckon on the kwiet.....
He was more shocked when I showed him a CCTV pickture of him n Pricey back of the Aldi in Allerton....lets say no more about that one.....Right I'm gonn cum clean....our Claire....she had a thing for my Klunge.............so much so we had to hav a foto of her holding it.....I reckon it's for Steve's private collekshon of photos while heez in Dun Dee on his own.........well as me nan said....it won't feed on grass............
On the hole we had a ball..........some more than others.......I'd like to say a big thank you to the crew at Radio City.......espeshally Rossie, Simmo and the wonderful an garjus Jaymondo!........I'll leave yerz wiv a pic of us all............
Oh an before I go........a certain someone has bin pokin me on Twitter..... Brendan from Coach trip.....He's a love...if yer don't know who he is then here's a pic of him....
Heez even got a book out too so here's the link....go an av a read....
Catch yerz all later...luv yerz all...
Bev xxxx
