London, Lorraine and Loose...

Another week another adventchur...me first one started off on yet another Virgin Pedalo train....yep...I was off to London....I was ded lucky to be invited down to the ITV stewdios - biggest shock of all was that me thong was still there blowin in the wind....I was sure Eamonn Holmes would've ad that away, here she blows....

To top it all ahead of my interview with the lovely Lorraine Kelly, I got to sit in on the show and meet HRH Dame Lady Lorraine of the Kelly!!! She was garjus....inside an out....Now bein a nice frend I took me head gay wiv me....should be head gegger!! He gegged right in on it all....I nipped to the laydees to powder me nose ready for a foto with HRH an when I got back Lorraine had nipped off for a deep fried full Inglish (the Skots fry everythin) an they had had photos dun without me.....gutted....Can't wait to chat to the lovely laydee on the radio on Tues 3rd December on 92.1FM or www.7waves.co.uk between 9-10pm.....Choon in, here is me head gay and the lovely laydee.....he looks a bit too comfy there me thinks.....

It was great to meet some of the lovely peeps who work there...everyone was ded frendly an made me feel ded welcome....speshal thanks to the floor manager Dave on the Lorraine show....he was garjus....He could manage me on the floor any day....Now there were a couple of shocks....the biggest being past telly royalty Baroness Judith Chalmers....if there was ever an advert for not sitting in the sun it's Jude....she looked a bit shell shocked when I took this picture.....she was wandering the corridor askin if anyone had seen Lesley Crowther.....I didn't have the heart to tell her he was deeseesed....she was last seen wanderin across the Family Fortchoons stewdio.....Vernon didn't see her, he was too busy sendin mucky texts....look away if you are easily shocked....this isn't how you will remember TV legend Judith Chalmers....

Another person who was lovely was Aled snowman Jones....him an all that church stuff is a cover....he's a derty get....some of the jokes he told were blue as yer like....he couldn't take his eyes off me rack....an I aint talkin ribs!!!! Got a bit emarrassin when he grabbed me leggins....I said 'Aled what are you doin' he sang back to me 'I wanna go below below below'..... I was outta stewdio 3 before you could say 'Ave Maria'......here's the little minx! He was lovely tho!....

I nipped to the stewdio cafe for a light refreshment....next I was ushered into the Loose Women stewdio or Baggy Birds dependin on who is on the panel....That was a great show.....Brian Connlley was on.....me n him have histree....also Jean Kristal Nobelly....the famus sheff....I tell you what....he's dyed to buggery....like a cross between Cher and David Guest!....after that show I was back in the stewdio cafe when I bumped into the garjus garjus Stephen Mulhern!!! He was the perfect gent.....offered me a bite of his sossige roll....he was coverin for Paul O'Grady....what a great job he did too.....then before I knew it it was time to hit the Virgin Pedalo back up North.....end of a great day....here's lovely Lorraine interviewing the Feeling....I wouldn't mind feeling a couple of the Feeling....Lucky lady....

 Did a couple of days back at Pound Paradise an I got a messige from the lovely Fern Britton saying she was coming up to Liverpool to film 'Fern Meets' at the Hanglican catheedral, so we made arrangements to hook up for a bit of Communyon wine an a few nibbles (dry bread) why I didn't learn from going to see Lorraine I don't know, but I asked the head gay to come along....big mistake.....now those who heard the interview with Fern will know she borrows me clothes from time to time....well she was due to return a few bits....not least me Timmy Shoos! Just gettin ready to leave nipped to powder me nose for a photo.....Again....Fern's fecked off an the gay has gegged in yet again.....at least I got me Timmys back an she was runnin stockin feet to Lime Street.....she was a charmer tho.....we talked about life an Phil's meat.....it was lovely an crismassy at the catheedral....even tho I didn't get me picture here's head gay n Fern....Raging!

If you haven't heard Bev chatting to Fern Britton here's the link -

http://bit.ly/19NuhYf 

Christmas is just around the corner....I hav bin bizzy switchin on Christmas lights....I'm free to switch yours on too....here's me hard at work at Mrs Noreen Jones house....takes it out of me all this Pee Arr stuff....duz me bum look big in that??
Talking Christmas Friday I was off to Preston for the Katy Holmes Christmas Ball at Barton Grange....what a crackin night.....I danced the night away....I even wore me best intimayte wear

The venew was bewtiful....it was very christmassy and special....just how Katy would've liked it.

Surprise surprise my table was named the naughty table...Im sayin nothin........

The best thing about stayin in hotels for me is everythink is Komplimentree!!! No komplimentree kettle n cups at this hotel...but hey....every clowd has a silver linin....I got a new telly....yep....it was Komplimentree............. 

 

I'm eggzorsted writin this....it's been a hell of a week....but it didn't stop there....got back to the Wirral...aired me Charlie on the beach then it was off to meet an inspirayshonal lady who is embarking on a major challinge.... Sarah's Challenge! See link below! Sarah Green asked me to attend a charity head shave....wow! I was nervous for her - but she did it! Here's me and Sarah before and me getting her robed up....clock the leopard print!!!! 

 

Big countdown to 'Chop Off' and that was it!

Here is the lovely laydee after the event....still looking as garjus and determined - here is the link to Sarah's Challenge -

http://sarahschallenge.net/ 

Well that's about it from me for now!! Don't forget me Logsite is up an runnin now....and if you haven't already got your tickets for the Russell Watson concert for Katy Holmes on 6th December then what are you waiting for?? See youz all soon....

Love Bev

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**BREAKING NEWS**

No matter how ill you are feeling stay away from Holby Hospital!!!! This man murdered Sooneeta! How can he run a hospital.....Mmmm on second thoughts!!!!!

Bev takes the Plunge...

Sweet baby yazu.....can you beleev its November already....Oktober flew by.....Halloween was a hoot.....I left me make up off that day as you can see....me supervizer Fat Sue Wiv the Smart car waznt happy......I woz taken off me till an put on a stock take....and did I take some stock.....me feminin hi jean cabinet needed a refill....Jumping ahead I was asked to launch the local firework display 'Sparks In The Park' I woz told it would involve thrustin down on a large tool....well who would refuse an offer like that......turns out it wasn't the tool I was expectin.....all good fun tho.....

I arrived at Meols Park an was ushered to the VIP sweet - otherwise known as a tent....I was kwickly plied wiv a bucket or 2 of Mullered Wine to ease the pain of not avin a Winny Bay Go!!! I thort - 'Rustie Lee wouldn't have put up with a tent' Pain eased I was usherd over to av me picture taken wiv a few of the hundred of folk who had turned up......first up a lovely family who thrust their children forward.....before I could say 'Far La' they were off to the pub and I was left wiv 2 mini Bevettes to entertayn.....they dragged me on the waltzerz.....not a good idea after a bucket of Mullered wine.....they loved it....I was about to chuck up as you can see....

That was until I remembered my cure all was in me handbag....I'd gotten thru sekurity wiv a bottle of the nectar of me life....few swigs of that and I was feelin fine n dandy....what a difference a swig makes.....the colour came back to me cheeks and I was hot to trot again....

I handed the kids over to the Red Cross for them to look after.....I was buzzin after me Lambrini fix....off I went....first stop was the clown ride.....bit embarrassin as me arse wouldn't fit in the seat.....managed to blag it tho.....big mistake.....before I knew it I was 100 feet up, legs akimbo givin the residents of Meols an surroundin areas a clear view right up the Royal Macca Hoop!!! Worst still it was right next to a tree an I woz worried me locks would get stuck up the Old Oak Tree....

Before I knew it it was time to be ushered over to the VIP plunger.....had a chat to the crowds then it was full thrust down and the sparks really did fly............in just a flash I lit up the sky....

A huge thanks to Roy and the whole team from Meols Park for asking me to do the VIP plunger....it was a real honour....Incredible Edibles of Hoylake provided some lovely pumpkin soup and other nibbles....the Mullered Wine was appreciated too...You can follow the park on Twitter @MeolsPark Incredible Edibles have a page on Facebook too...have a look and 'Like' Big thanks to James Dmitri Matthews for the fab pics - you are a star!!

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**BREAKING NEWS**

I have been invited back to 92.1FM 7Waves Radio to join Adam Siddorn on 6th November...It will be a mixture of music, TV gossip and celeb interviews!

I'm so pleased and honoured to say a fave of mine Fern Britton is going to be chattin to me live on the show!!! Excited muchly....please choon in to 92.1FM between 9-10pm Weds 6th Nov

If you are not in listening area you can listen online

www.7waves.co.uk

**BREAKING NEWS**

NEW WEBSITE

My new website went live yesterday - it's work in progress but go and have a look! Will be adding more pages - soon you can dress Bev, buy Macca merchandise and much much more! You can keep up with me charity work and find out how you can help them too! You can even contact me via email or on me confidenshal (ish) hotline too.....

www.beverlymacca.co.uk 

See yerz all soon.....

 Lotsa Love

Bev

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OK.............maybe there was more than just one bang that night! Laterz!