Well well well....whood have thort it....there's me worryin wen me bikini line reaches me knees an then out pops Conchita!! Didn't she do well....and we were shocked when Bucks Fizz ripped the skirts off Cheryl Baker n Jay Ashtray....here we are a few years on an the bearded laydee won!! I'll not be so fussy now wiv me intimayte down below shaving....I hear Russher are fewmin....Pewtin an his cronies are kickin off....I reckon it's all for show....CCTV shows different at the Rushen Conchita Fan Club...Look -
And it's all kickin off here with Lord Sir Gary of the Barlow...they all want him to give back his OBCBMBE - why? Coz he's dun sumthink with his taxes....korse it all backfires on me then...someone snitched me up for not payin VAT on a bottle of Lambrini in 1989!! So the paps came for me demandin I give back me CBA - they can Shit Off!! Look...I'm being persik..pursak...hownded by the piparatzi.....
Right...I must dash...I'm back on Till 1....me supervisor Fat Sue with the Smart Car is on me back...Just finishin off me Pot Noodle juice....catch yerz later. Bev XX
