Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas to youz all....this is me sort of Queen's speech. Hoping her majesty hasn't had an Anus Horriblus (that's posh for an arsehole of a year). 

I've bin ded bizzy this year, more resentlee switchin on Christmas Lights around the Wirral. This took a lot of time training to get it just right, slebritees spend months practising. Here's me at a training seshon.

On a serius note a big thanks to all those who asked me to do the honor for them. Really enjoyed it. Even opened an icing rink with his Lord Worshipfullness Holy Mayor Les Rowlands. He's got the horn for me, he can't get enuff of me Far Lar (perfume)...he knows how to treat a lady. We woz caught in a kompromizing position on the Frozen Fairy ride....we managed to blag it! I couldn't take me eyes n me hands off his chain....Id've got it down to Cash Converters quick as wink if we didn't have to get on with cuttin the ribbon!

 

Between you an me we do have a bit of histree...here's one of our more intimate moments.

Here we are doing the deed so to speak (wouldn't be the first time)...

It was a bizzy old day, only downside was gettin me tites caught in the Mayor's chain....don't ask!...

Having a good time with me boyz on the Breakfast Show, remember you can choon in every day from 7am on 92.1FM DAB Free App or online from anywhere in the werld www.wirralradio.co.uk

You can also catch me on Satdee nights too, 7 till midnight...

Well before I leave yerz to have me Crimbo dinner here's me having a Christmas Day gossip with some lovely slebs. Even got Aled Jones to sing 'Walking In The Air' all though the version he sang to me when we first met was 'Put Your Legs Up In The Air'....

Have a great Christmas and Happy New Year

Bev

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Fern Britton Chat

https://audioboom.com/boos/3993614-christmas-day-with-fern-britton

Ross King Chat

https://audioboom.com/boos/3993633-christmas-day-with-ross-king 

Aled Jones Chat

https://audioboom.com/boos/3993620-christmas-day-with-aled-jones 

Lorraine Kelly Chat

https://audioboom.com/boos/3993616-christmas-day-with-lorraine-kelly 

To Vey or not To Vey...

Always the sign of a good night...at least I remembered to take them off!

The morning after the night before...

Now this is just between you n me....I had me own dressin room with a larger lavortaree to escape to in between hostin Bernie's event....something wasn't right....I kept hearing funny sounds like a wolf werewolf even....I didn't think anything of it...not until I noticed me intimayte wear had been touched! I took a deep sniff of me string, then I could smell it...the unforgettable smell of Paco Rabanne....someone was fiddlin with me small....I set a trap, I hid in me lavatoree with the light out....only waited about 2 minutes and the strong odour of the Paco hit me....I was being touched all over, I couldn't stop him....what if he was armed....after about an hour and a half I let out a loud scream....I couldn't do it before as whoever it was was force feeding me his Percy Pig...

With that the door opened...I was safe...I don't know who he was but he claimed to be a lookey likey for the garjus actor Russell Tovey....I knew it wasn't Russell, he's more Kouros than Paco Rabanne....we woz papped

A little discussion on the sofa we came to an agreeement regarding me intimayte wear...and his Percy Pig.....Glad to say it all ended well.... Was that the real Tovey?

Ah well....it was a crackin night anyway....off to put me cankles up for a few hours...

See yer soon...

Love Bev

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Bernie Bucket, an amazing lady...

Happy Gay America Day - What a result for all me gays around the world! About bloody time, we knock the Yanks from time to time coz many aren't the full dollar but credit where credit's due.

Talkin all things American it was Indypendense day in the USA yesterday and I was with one of the bravest and most inspera...inspuray....   Amazin laydees Bernie Singleton, otherwise known as Bernie Bucket. Since losing her daughter and being diagnosed with the same cancer Bernie turned it all around and set about raising money for Cancer Research. To date on her own she's raised in excess of £170,000 - I was honoured to help host the event last night. Bernie is still battling the disease but still carries on.

The stage is set

The fabulous Poppies

Here's the lady herself Bernie Bucket

I'll keep you posted on how much was raised!

Well Done Bernie

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ToiletGate....

I'm fewwwwwwwmin! I'm asked to go to an event with a 30,000 plus attendence so I obliges...I arrived there and was shown to a rather shabby lookin box....I said 'is this it' to which the youth in a track suit n reakin of weed says 'this is it Macca, yerv got runnin water and 47 sheets of andrex!!!!' How very dare they! I won't name the venue (not for less than 20 kwid) I filmed my reaction for the court case!

www.beverlymacca.co.uk 

Happy Summer...

Happy Summer from the Poundshop Princess...where is the year going? One minute santa is emptyin his sack, next I'm Tightless and sleepless in July! The bikini is out, and as every year it fits perfect. All this bikini diet shite duz me head in....So how's your year been so far? I'm still busy at the Wireless and Pound Paradise...keepin 2 jobs down and claimin me inkapasitee allowance is a killer...but I'm a martyr to it I don't complain. Was busy recently when 3 queens came to visit....no, not me gays but Queen Mary, Queen Elizabeth and Queen Victoria....And thanks to Wirral Radio I was there to report it. Bit like a younger, slimmer and not so tanned Judith Chalmers....here's a couple of pics...

Started the day at the Spa....not Champneys, the other one...

Wasn't long before I was covered in seamen....

As a mark of honour I was given me own ring...

I had a titanic moment...

Oh yeah, and there were the boats! 

Here's one of me live reports too...

And another...

Oh and an outtake! 

Oh, I fell asleep too...

Happy Birthday to Wirral Radio - 16th June saw the first birthday of the radio station where I do me communitee service. Great night had by all...I had to watch me Pees n Qews as I was sat with His Royal High Ness Sir Lord Mayor of Wirral and Her Royal High Ness Lady Lord Mayors Mrs....What happened on that table stays at that table...Oh there was cake too...Here's me, CEO John Storey and Eye Candy Kenyon cutting it.....there's fear in them mens faces havin me with a knife in me hand..... 

Well that's it for now...need to offload some catering from last night. See yerz soon.

Love Bev

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Merry Christmas...

Yes, you heard me korrecktly.....Merry Christmas....in April! It was all for a good cause tho, Light Up Liscard on the Wirral. A campayn to get tight arses to put their hands in their pockets at Christmas so they can have a decent tree and stuff. Last years was voted 4th worst in the world and it made the press! Hopefully this year won't be the same. Here's my little star of the day, this lovely princess has a terminal illness and he one joy in life is Christmas. Her face when it all kicked off was a picture.

 

 

Another face that speaks a thousand words...this little boy's delight as the snow started and the firework display began. Pictured with Wirral Radio's CEO Mr John Storey.

 

 

Can't believe we are into May already....where is the year going? Great to have a couple of Bank Holidays this month.

Amazin party last night for David Beckham's 40th......wasn't allowed to say anything about me going....Tor looked stunning.....she was throwin up a bit of lettuce she'd eaten by 9.... David had his Nintendo taken off him by his mum for bein unsociable and not eatin his jellys....Mel B was bare arsed by 10 and chasin Emma Bunton round the garden shoutin 'Yer minge teasin Bastard' Mel C was heard talkin loudly on her phone to Sports Direct about tracky bottoms delivery.
There was a bit of a mix up with me invitation as it didn't actually get delivered.....but I had a crackin view from the back of the Soho Social Club..... Here's a couple of pictures from the night. #DB40

 

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Wirral Radio update - I'm doin the breakfast show full time now, so yerz can catch me from 7am every morning with me boyz John Storey and Eye candy Kenyon. Remember to catch me Satdee night show too. Bev's Big Night Out #BBNO

You can have a behind the scenes tour of the stewdios here -

 

 

Before I go I must tell you about a great talent and a member of the family. Lol Roach, you'll be hearing more about him very soon! Here he is singing one of my fave songs in his own unique way. Go and give him a follow on Twitter too @lol_roach

Till next time, I'll leave you with this.

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUD76NOD3uqjTpKCdrZASOw


**BREAKING NEWS**
Congratulations to William & Kate on the birth of their daughter.

 

Coming in your ears - Bev's Big Night Out...

 

 

Well whod've thunk it...from Till 1 to Studio 1...

'Bev's Big Night Out'

Starts Saturday 7th Feb at 7pm on Wirral Radio

92.1FM DAB Via Free App

Or listen anywhere in the World online

 

www.wirralradio.co.uk

 

It's me new show for you to choon in to as you get ready to party or to keep you company if you're staying in...Great music...hairbrush divas, bit of cheese but the emphasis on partaaaay...there be interviews, celebrity gossip and much much more...

Tell yer friends....let's make your Satdee nights something to look forward to...

 

Here's me in ackshon on the desk....check out me 'Cans' that's radio for headphones apparently

 

 

Hope you can join me, tell yer mates too.

Bev

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Big Thanks To Wirral Radio

 

 

 



Happy New Year...

Happy New Year!

 

As I type me New Year Show is going out to the Wirral, North West and North Wales. Still sort of Christmas isn't it...I won't take me deckys down till the last minute. Can't bare those who whip them down day after crimbo....I ad a good night...had a new outfit to wear...got into me leather skirt...won't tell you the size but even Twiggy would've struggled to get into it! Here it is

 

I'm all printed up and ready to rock and roll...I had to add a little something this year....I'm sick of hearin all the fellas sayin how garjus Kim Kardashian is with her fat arse...so me bein the slimmer lady thought I'd add a bit of padding to give me the Kardash Ass....It worked, stutterin Stan is back from Afghanistan and he stuttered his way through a compliment...

 



 

Rockin the Kardash Ass...

Back at work tomorrow at Pound Paradise, I've made a new year resolushun too...I'm gonna try n be nice to customers....If me sign is up 'One Item Or Else' an a customer has 2 items I'm gonna let them thru.....I'm goin soft in me old age!

 

Happy New Year to all of you, thank you for reading and supporting. Hope it's a healthy, happy and prosp...propser...ded good one for youz all.

 

Love

Beverly Macca CBA

 

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