Happy Summer...

Happy Summer from the Poundshop Princess...where is the year going? One minute santa is emptyin his sack, next I'm Tightless and sleepless in July! The bikini is out, and as every year it fits perfect. All this bikini diet shite duz me head in....So how's your year been so far? I'm still busy at the Wireless and Pound Paradise...keepin 2 jobs down and claimin me inkapasitee allowance is a killer...but I'm a martyr to it I don't complain. Was busy recently when 3 queens came to visit....no, not me gays but Queen Mary, Queen Elizabeth and Queen Victoria....And thanks to Wirral Radio I was there to report it. Bit like a younger, slimmer and not so tanned Judith Chalmers....here's a couple of pics...

Started the day at the Spa....not Champneys, the other one...

Wasn't long before I was covered in seamen....

As a mark of honour I was given me own ring...

I had a titanic moment...

Oh yeah, and there were the boats! 

Here's one of me live reports too...

And another...

Oh and an outtake! 

Oh, I fell asleep too...

Happy Birthday to Wirral Radio - 16th June saw the first birthday of the radio station where I do me communitee service. Great night had by all...I had to watch me Pees n Qews as I was sat with His Royal High Ness Sir Lord Mayor of Wirral and Her Royal High Ness Lady Lord Mayors Mrs....What happened on that table stays at that table...Oh there was cake too...Here's me, CEO John Storey and Eye Candy Kenyon cutting it.....there's fear in them mens faces havin me with a knife in me hand..... 

Well that's it for now...need to offload some catering from last night. See yerz soon.

Love Bev

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Merry Christmas...

Yes, you heard me korrecktly.....Merry Christmas....in April! It was all for a good cause tho, Light Up Liscard on the Wirral. A campayn to get tight arses to put their hands in their pockets at Christmas so they can have a decent tree and stuff. Last years was voted 4th worst in the world and it made the press! Hopefully this year won't be the same. Here's my little star of the day, this lovely princess has a terminal illness and he one joy in life is Christmas. Her face when it all kicked off was a picture.

 

 

Another face that speaks a thousand words...this little boy's delight as the snow started and the firework display began. Pictured with Wirral Radio's CEO Mr John Storey.

 

 

Can't believe we are into May already....where is the year going? Great to have a couple of Bank Holidays this month.

Amazin party last night for David Beckham's 40th......wasn't allowed to say anything about me going....Tor looked stunning.....she was throwin up a bit of lettuce she'd eaten by 9.... David had his Nintendo taken off him by his mum for bein unsociable and not eatin his jellys....Mel B was bare arsed by 10 and chasin Emma Bunton round the garden shoutin 'Yer minge teasin Bastard' Mel C was heard talkin loudly on her phone to Sports Direct about tracky bottoms delivery.
There was a bit of a mix up with me invitation as it didn't actually get delivered.....but I had a crackin view from the back of the Soho Social Club..... Here's a couple of pictures from the night. #DB40

 

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Wirral Radio update - I'm doin the breakfast show full time now, so yerz can catch me from 7am every morning with me boyz John Storey and Eye candy Kenyon. Remember to catch me Satdee night show too. Bev's Big Night Out #BBNO

You can have a behind the scenes tour of the stewdios here -

 

 

Before I go I must tell you about a great talent and a member of the family. Lol Roach, you'll be hearing more about him very soon! Here he is singing one of my fave songs in his own unique way. Go and give him a follow on Twitter too @lol_roach

Till next time, I'll leave you with this.

XXXX

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUD76NOD3uqjTpKCdrZASOw


**BREAKING NEWS**
Congratulations to William & Kate on the birth of their daughter.

 

Coming in your ears - Bev's Big Night Out...

 

 

Well whod've thunk it...from Till 1 to Studio 1...

'Bev's Big Night Out'

Starts Saturday 7th Feb at 7pm on Wirral Radio

92.1FM DAB Via Free App

Or listen anywhere in the World online

 

www.wirralradio.co.uk

 

It's me new show for you to choon in to as you get ready to party or to keep you company if you're staying in...Great music...hairbrush divas, bit of cheese but the emphasis on partaaaay...there be interviews, celebrity gossip and much much more...

Tell yer friends....let's make your Satdee nights something to look forward to...

 

Here's me in ackshon on the desk....check out me 'Cans' that's radio for headphones apparently

 

 

Hope you can join me, tell yer mates too.

Bev

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Big Thanks To Wirral Radio

 

 

 



Happy New Year...

Happy New Year!

 

As I type me New Year Show is going out to the Wirral, North West and North Wales. Still sort of Christmas isn't it...I won't take me deckys down till the last minute. Can't bare those who whip them down day after crimbo....I ad a good night...had a new outfit to wear...got into me leather skirt...won't tell you the size but even Twiggy would've struggled to get into it! Here it is

 

I'm all printed up and ready to rock and roll...I had to add a little something this year....I'm sick of hearin all the fellas sayin how garjus Kim Kardashian is with her fat arse...so me bein the slimmer lady thought I'd add a bit of padding to give me the Kardash Ass....It worked, stutterin Stan is back from Afghanistan and he stuttered his way through a compliment...

 



 

Rockin the Kardash Ass...

Back at work tomorrow at Pound Paradise, I've made a new year resolushun too...I'm gonna try n be nice to customers....If me sign is up 'One Item Or Else' an a customer has 2 items I'm gonna let them thru.....I'm goin soft in me old age!

 

Happy New Year to all of you, thank you for reading and supporting. Hope it's a healthy, happy and prosp...propser...ded good one for youz all.

 

Love

Beverly Macca CBA

 

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Queen's Speech 2014...

Well it's here again...Merry Christmas to you lovely peeps...Thanks for all yer support over the year..hope to put a smile on yer faces through 2015 too...Have a wonderful time with family and friends...spare a thought for those who find this time of year difficult for many reasons. As always, look out for and after each other.

 

Here's me Queen's Speech 2014

 



 

Love From

Bev

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It's the most wonderful time of the year...

It's beginin to look a lot like Christmas - everywhere I go.......yep it's that time of year again! Scannin yer arses on the works printer, snoggin some bloke from IT or Accounts if yer lucky...It's Christmas! I've been a busy bee too...it's the season of Prawn Rings and Lambrini at Casa Macca - The breakfast show at Wirral Radio takes up some of me time, and what a week this week, we gave away Christmas to a lovely lady - she kopped the lot from a fully turkey dinner to a 40' telly and much much more.....great to see it all go to a deserving family....here's me and Santa before he emptied his sack all over me Timmy Shoos....plus me and the Breakfast show team from Wirral Radio 92.1FM...



 

Well another trip to London was organised to have some meetings....got the Virgin Pedallo down and stayed in one of them cheap hotels with Komplimentree kettles, kertains, towels n tellys....I was more worried about wakin up next to Lenny Henry to be honest....

 

 

Luckily he wasn't there when I woke up...managed to get a new kettle an towels tho...

 

 

Well after a chomp on some sweet n sour balls an a box of Lambrini it was time to get up and head to ITV towers for a bizzy day...started off the day with the garjus team at Good Morning Britain....me fanny nearly bit me leg off when I was taken onto the studio floor and there was Ben Shepherd....I could smell his Joop from the green room...I nipped to the loo to powder me nose and when I got back me head gay had gegged in and had his photo with them and they'd legged it off to a meeting....Mind you I wouldn't want to show up Charlotte wiv me natchural bewty...here's me head gay wiv the GMB team....

 

It didn't stop there...I was then whisked down to lovely Lorraine's livin room at Casa Macca - never seen so many sofas, I reckon they must've made the DFS sale before it finished....looks dead posh....but again I went and powdered me nose and head gay gegged in again....Lorraine had to be at Bet Fred's for 9.30am....so I missed out again...

It was a long old day - and I was knackered...got back to the hotel...still no sign of Lenny Henry...put me feet up and watched some reality telly...

That was that...as the train pulled out of the station for home I remembered one thing....or one thong...I'd popped it to dry after Good Morning Britain and seeing Ben Shepherd...I was dreaming he would take me to me Tipping Point via Dropzone 1....Goodbye London till next time....

Well I'm about to do me Queen of Hearts Christmas message...but until that comes out, here's last years....

 

 

 

 

Love Bev

XXXX

 

 

 

 



Crissy 'Rocks' my world...

Me werld has been turned upside down...As the famus song from Love Story goes... 'Where do I begin'..... my lovely Satdee night with me boyz from Wirral Radio Breakfast Show John and Neil had said they weren't going to a show at the Floral Pavillion....I believed them....for some strange reason after a few 5 liter boxes of Lambrini I got a sudden urge to go....The Floral Pavillion was pullin me towards it.....what was it?........ I arrived at the front door to be told 'Full House Mrs' I kwikly corrected the failed policeman with 'It's Mz'.... I remembered a late night dallyonce once with Wally Scott at the stage door after enjoying his and Billy's Plumbs....that's another story....so I headed there....darkness.....I remembered an old trick that had worked for many famus folk....the back door code.....An SOS code banged out on your back door.......it worked.....but who opened the door..... John & Neil.... I was hurt....they had lied...they had been coming all the time........they won me over with a pint of Crem De Menth and a Malibu chaser.....that was when my life changed forever................

Mummy V as I always called her.....Stalker as she called me affekshonatlee hadn't aknowlidged me for many years.....I know how painful it was for her to give me away so I've never held a grudge.....but I always dreamt one day with the help of Davina Macall and Nicky Campbell I'd get that gentle tap on me back door......NEVER did I expect last nites shockin rellyvayshon......You see as well as Glue ear I've always had dodgy eyes....but I had a cheap laser op years ago which didn't go to plan....too painful to tell the story..... Let's just say 'Stan 'I'll Help You Seymour' is now doin time after helpin unsuspectin victims see a lot more......I agress....... Mummy V (or so I thought) came to me in a piece of toast one day......but last night has begged me to question that...........I can't carry on.....you can hear it for yourselfs......I was stood close to where Crissy Rock was being interviewed for BBC Songs Of Praise when my phone picked up on this shocking video......make your own mind up as Bucks Fizz sang.....Who is my mummy???? Signin off....a devastaytid Beverly Macca CBA. XXXX

 

EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE OF CRISSY ROCK'S CONFESSION

 



Signin off....a devastaytid

 

Beverly Macca CBA.

 

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Poundshop Princess...

**BREAKING NEWS**

 

Me daybew single Poundshop Princess is out!

click on the link below to hear it...

#PoundshopPrincess

 

 

 

https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/poundshop-princess-single/id919449908

What have you done for me to make me feel proud...

 

Well whood of thort it...Beverly Macca broadcasting from outside for Wirral Radio...or as thay say in the 'Biz' an OB...get me...I was like a poor mans Kate Adie...I was wiv me boss John Storey CEO...so it was CEO n CBA live from Liverpool Pride 2014 - What a day it was...weather was a bit shite with the rain but I chanted an old nursery rhyme old Nana Macca used to say to me while bouncing me on her knee I've never forgotten it...it went -

'Rain Rain.......Shit Off'

Happy memories of a lovely Nana...she tort me so much...

 







I woz a bit worried wearin acksess all areas round me neck...that could've opened a hole can of worms, luckily nobody took advantage of my areas...although everyone is fasinayted with me ring...I took a bit of a funny turn in the VIP sweet...thay call it a Vazo Vaygul attack...I nearly fainted...I was comin round slowly when I felt someone fiddlin with me blowse...I opened me eyes slowly...sweet baby yazu me fanny nearly bit me leg off...it woz only Mr Heart Throb himself sex on legs Dr Tresslor from Holby City...course I stopped breathin long enuff for him put the lips on me with mowth to mowth...next thing I know I'm gaggin on his bazooka... he'd forgotten to take his chewy out...it was nothin a glass of komplimentree shampayne couldn't cure...He asked if he could have a pic with me, least I could do after he saved me life...

Me boss John Storey bein the unsympathetic sod he is had me out by the beast broadcastin before you could say CPR...it was a bit mixed on the weather front...I was moist most of the day...I've never seen so many lovely gays in one place...but best of all everyone looked dead happy and you could sense the love on the day...just how it should be...Here's me N John doin our OB or Outside Brordcast to those not in the Biz...

There were some Slebs there too...The lovely Pink Princess Claire Simmo from Radio City was there...as was garjus Leanne...I was a little concerned about local DJ Pete Price...age hasn't bin too kind...I think he's gettin confused in old age...he was seen wanderin around the VIP sweet sayin 'Do You Know Who I Am' Hope he found out before he left...Here's me n Samantha Fox

I met her in the laydees...I was in the cubicle next to her when I heard 'Touch Me Touch Me I Wanna Feel Your Body Next To Mine' I shouted back 'I'm not bein funny love but I'm a slave to the cock' She laughed...turns out she was practising her set for the stage...she walks out of the VIP loo and in walks Heather Small...she wasn't happy with me coz I thort she was Trisha Goddard off the telly...I asked her for her autograph and she screamed back at me 'Why should I...WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME TO MAKE ME FEEL PROUD' I said, Calm Down love...which she did...I got to tell her all about me and the new Wirral Radio, an me doin the breakfast show...then she screams at me again.... 'YOU'RE MOVIN ON UP' I gave up in the end...have to say she woz bloody good singin...here's me wiv Hevva in the background givin it loads...

Well after a long day brordcastin me n John took ourselfs off to the VIP Sweet...we had shampayne an canapees...they were tiny...I just took the plate when they were offered...the hostess looked mortified...I just said I was eatin for 2...that shut her up...I ended up nippin on the Isle Of Man Seacat for a quick wee...next thing it was pullin out of the dock...met a lovely bloke who let me stay at his house an he took me up the Laxy Wheel...got back in time for the breakfast show...here's me n John on root to the VIP sweet...

 

Big thanks and well done to everyone who made the day such a success...looking forward to next years Liverpool Pride...maybe we could sort out a Wirral Pride...this lovely laydee made it all happen...well done!

 



Laterz guyz

 

Love

Bev

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www.beverlymacca.co.uk

Pound Shop Shelf Stacker to Midweek Macca...

Well it's bin 6 weeks now since we went live on hair to the Wirral and beyond....Wirral Radio 92.1FM...and it's been a great few weeks! Lovin my boyz aka the Toxic Twins John & Neil - they have me demented at cock o clock in the morning...We are all titled now too Me wiv me CBA, John is CEO - and latest to get a title was Neil Newton OBE - Oringey Brown Everyday!! He likes his slap duz our Nella - his desk is like a Superdrug shop!! Kouros, Paco Rabanne....you name it he wears it...Midweek Macca is now established and I've been touched.....several times.....overwhelmed by the lovely 'Slebs' who have come forward - Sherrie Hewson, Lorraine Kelly, Kate Robbins, Ross King in LA, Corrie's Wendi Peters and more...coming soon Ruth Langsford, Denise Welch, Kerry Katona and Corrie's Charlie Condou....How many more names can I drop.....ded ded chuffed and grateful to them all....must menshon a ikkle luv interest that has blossumd since bein at Wirral Radio.... Eye Candy Kenyon....he duz the news n sport...like a cross between Reggie Bosunkay n Dickie Davies...his ferrymoans drive me crazy...there's an attrackshun but he's fightin in....I'll keep you posted...here we are on a sort of first date.... Beverly Macca Kenyon has a ring to it....

 

www.wirralradio.co.uk

Well it's bin all go on The Wirral....we've only had the Open Championship 2014....it's bin murder....tryin to drive to work everyday in that traffic...me Cunto kept overheatin (Corsa/Punto cut n shut).....I had a likkle dally yonse with a lovely Amerikan called Frank...or FRANK.....why do them yanks all shout....we were avin a bit of afternoon delite in the bunker by the 12th hole and off he went....he liked to talk dirty to me durin intimasees... 'FOUR YOU WHORE...FOUR FOUR FOUR.....' Funny that was the amout of seconds he lasted...4 second Frank.....got a bit carried away one day and me intimayte wear was flung over the signage....Tiger Woods was overheard on the phone to Rory sayin 'just turn right at the bra n panties'...

Well me dream came true thanks to me garjus Adam Siddorn...he took me up the Snowdrop the other Satdee...Snowdrop bein one of the famus Ferries Across The Mersey...I'd always wanted to be Kate Winseyette for the day and re enact that famus scene...Adam was my Jack....the do was for Bernie Bucket, a lovely, inspirational and very brave lady who is battling Cancer... She has raised close to £140,000 for Cancer Research UK and still she carries on...that lady is amazing and I'm chuffed and honoured to have met her...here's me and Bernie havin a ball on the Booze Cruise....

Coming soon is the Liverpool Pride 2014....me n Adam are going along to see what it's all about...why not come along too? Just before I go the lovely Fern Britton is recording a new series of 'Big Allotment Challenge' the first series was like 'Carry On Up The Allotment' I'm doin a kammeo judging the plumbs....Fern's not happy, we've got to share a WinnyBaygo....she's rank...I'll be teachin her a few tips on personal Hi Jean....Here's our pad...terrible whiff of Floral Foam....usually after a visit from Phil Vickery....I'm given a tenner an me bus fare to Weatherspoons....

Right...must dash...me supervisor Fat Sue with the Smart Car is givin me evils....she's still not slimmed into that car yet!!! There's a kew at me till.....catch yerz later....

Bev

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