Makin Yer Mind Up...

Well well well....whood have thort it....there's me worryin wen me bikini line reaches me knees an then out pops Conchita!! Didn't she do well....and we were shocked when Bucks Fizz ripped the skirts off Cheryl Baker n Jay Ashtray....here we are a few years on an the bearded laydee won!! I'll not be so fussy now wiv me intimayte down below shaving....I hear Russher are fewmin....Pewtin an his cronies are kickin off....I reckon it's all for show....CCTV shows different at the Rushen Conchita Fan Club...Look -

And it's all kickin off here with Lord Sir Gary of the Barlow...they all want him to give back his OBCBMBE - why? Coz he's dun sumthink with his taxes....korse it all backfires on me then...someone snitched me up for not payin VAT on a bottle of Lambrini in 1989!! So the paps came for me demandin I give back me CBA - they can Shit Off!! Look...I'm being persik..pursak...hownded by the piparatzi.....

Right...I must dash...I'm back on Till 1....me supervisor Fat Sue with the Smart Car is on me back...Just finishin off me Pot Noodle juice....catch yerz later.  Bev XX

Introducing JLS - Jose Luis Sanchez...

No...don't get too ecksited....it's not the group....It's the other JLS - Jose Luis Sanchez....he's me mate from werk....me SGBF Spanish Gay Best Friend....can't understand a word he says half the time but I do love or as he would say 'Lob' him.....I got him to do a ikkle video to introduce himself.....if any of you have connekshons at QVC let me know....it's his dream to escape from Pound Paradise and get in front of the kamra......Laydees N Gentlemen I give you J L S -

 

Followin on from JLS's first video he's done another...he wanted to say 'Grathyarse' for the lovely comments. So here is JLS 2 - The Revenge!

Adios Cheekas!

 

Bev

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Tossers, Breasts and Boners...

Who says the British aren't adventurus?? Rio has the amazin an colourful Carnival - months of preperayshun, costume making and korryograffy....Australia has the wonderful Mardi Gras - where again preps start way in advance and the event is filled with colour, fun and excitement....then her in Britain we have - 'Pancake Tuesday' preps start about 20 minits before the event (batter making) then we become a nation of tossers!!!! Ah well....it's tradishon isn't it....Hope you enjoyed tossing your batter and had a great 'Pancake Tuesday'....

Well I'm typin this with the sun shining through my back door....warm and welcoming.... (the sun not my back door) and Sunday I nipped over the naybors wall to get some fresh daffodils to take to nosey neighbourhood watch couple as they cooked me a nice roast....you can see from this picture spring is busting out all over!!! Now talking about my Sunday roast at nosey neighbourhood watch mans house....it started as it usually does....me washin me bedroom window in me bra n panties....he's over like a shot.... 'fancy a roast Bev' well I'm not one to turn down a free roast! Thank god for her katteracts and dodgy hearing....I'm not in there 5 minits and he's off....the lamb isn't the only bone in their house when I'm there...Look, and poor Lillian is oblivyus to it.....

Anyways, Lillian nips out to start dinner and he 'starts' asking me if I enjoy his meat on a Sunday....how he loves it when the lamb juice runs down me kleevidge....then like a bolt out the blue Lillian shouts from the kitchen - 'Bev, do you like your breasts rolled and stuffed? Frank does and did mine this morning, hang on I'll show you'  I nearly shat a love egg.....me mind boggled....then she walked in with 2 breasts of lamb Frank had prepared earlier.....

Well all that fuss over the Oskars....I can't be arsed with them meself....I'm happy with me Pound Paradise award....but it's compulsive watchin....I like to see the frocks.....well did yer see the famus Selfie Ellen De Genitals took.....I felt sorry for poor Liza Minelli....she didn't know if she was in New York, New Jersey or New Delhi.....Here it is if you missed it....recognise anyone?

 

Talkin entertainment it was the final of dancing on ice this weekend....O..M..G..how garjus is Ray Quinn....I sooo would.....me fanny was biting me leg off thru me leggings....he deserved to win....I had a little flash back to me n Pip Schofield....a ikkle ree kuring dream I have from time to time.....a gerl can dream can't she.....Right, must dash....me Charlie needs airing and the sun is shining......enjoy this lovely weather....catch yerz later....

 



Catch yerz later!

 

Bev

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London..Lashes N Paparatzi Flashes...

Iyaaaaaaaaaaa....how's you?....Sweet baby yazu me feet havent tutched the ground again this week....so much goin on.....firstly Pound Paradise news....we have ackwired a new magazine just launched... 'Thai'd To You' aimed at the 3 F's jenerayshon.... 'Fat, Fifty & Fleeceable' subskripshons gone thru the roof already.....many havin the inishals 'MP' after their names...dunno wat thats about....so look out for it....tell yer friends too...

Well whood hav thort it....Beverly Macca in So Ho in London....yep....I'm like a fully fledged Cockernee....another trip to London....this time a guest of the lovely Lindsey Cole...the bewtiful (natchurally not enhanced) fiyonsay of cute comedian Russell Kane.....I bet I'm not the only one to say Russell Kane took me up the Sanctum!!! I ad a crackin night....Lindsey was launchin her new Total Minks Lashes....ded excitin....I know she will do well....the place was heevin wiv slebritees....a lot of them from TOWIE - everyone wanted my ring on their finger.....so obvs I obliged....First off the rank was Mr Kane himself....he made a comment how snug my ring was on his finger....it made me blush....I became aroused...my one workin nipple shot out like a rivet.....I had to coax the non working nipple out with a strawberry Lickrish from Essex Candy Cart....

Cooled meself off with a Midori cocktail....not a bottle of Lambrini in site....then I got a strong wiff of Leather....then the vision in black appeared....the garjus and glamerus Lizzy Cundy stood before me....like a life size Chamois....before I know it she's only slipped my well polished ring on her pinky.....love that woman....makes me laff so much on Twitter....calm yerselfs fellas...

Came out and I woz blinded by the light as the famus song goes....Paps everywhere...they were houndin me....and I mean houndin me...... to get out the way..........they like to tease.... 

Ended the night in style....kebab from Mustaffa's and an hour on Blendr....before I know it I've got off and me alarm is buzzin....I was up the ITV Stewdios again....OMG....how miserable is everyone on the Choob....Look at this lot....I soooooooo wanted to jump up and do a bit of Pharrell...'Happay...come along and clap with me like a Tube without a smile'....

Went to see lovely Lorraine for a catch up after our interview.....she's no shame....she only had my frock on I'd lent her ages ago for the show that mornin.....more front than Harrods....but yer can't get angry with her....I was gettin ready for a photo with her on the famous sofa...nipped to the loo to offload last nights caterin....when I got back me head gay had only gegged in.....she'd nipped off for her morning offload so I missed out.....pretty in pink...

Kwick coffee in the Stewdio cafe at ITV before I'm whisked off to the This Morning stewdio for a visit....I've never seen so many peeple in one place with clipboards, radios attatched to their waists n skype headsets on with mics......must be a kwalifikayshon you need to work at ITV...as the double doors opened to Stewdio 8 where This Morning is fillumed I had flashbacks....I could hear the theem choon....smell the ferrymoans of male presenters gone by......Dicky Madeleys Old Spice...John Leslie's Joop....Eamonn Holmes's Jizz...and today it was Pip's Paco Rabanne.....with a hint of Holly's Charlie.....I was sent....It wasn't long before I was overpowered by the wiff of Kouros....yes it was Magic Mulhern....heez garjus....we'd only just greeted when he took me up the Hub....yet again....I nip to the laydees room and head gay gegs in and gets the picture....I was ragin....

Had a long lunch up the Mulberry Bush opposite the ITV towers with me lovely Leanne....2 and a half hours later I had to feed her into the lift back up to the 21st floor to face the wrath of Warn!.....next stop I'm up the West End....the lovely Kevin Kennedy who many will know and loved as Coronation Street's Curly Watts had very kindly left me a ticket for hit musical We Will Rock You - O...M...G....Amazing show....you MUST see it if you are in that London....what a way to end a perfect couple of days.....Big thanks to everyone who helped make those 2 days speshal.....inclewdin the lovely Gina Lyons -Sparkling rings you were a star and got mine gleaming!

Laterz.....Love Bev XXXX

Pee Ess - If you've not heard any of me LIVE interviews with Lorraine Kelly, Fern Briton and Ross King, here's the link - Enjoy!

http://beverlymacca.co.uk/bevs-interviews/

New Year...New Beginnins...

Well would you adam n eve it as thay say in the South....January is nearly over - Happy New Year to youz all....hope it is a good one for you all...I've been rushed off me cankles as per - some great news regarding the Katy Holmes Trust too - we are organising the first ever North West Pride Awards in November 2015 it's going to be BIG - find out more on the website - 

www.katyholmestrust.co.uk

So....Slebritee Big Brother is back with a Bang - literally - Lee has certainly brort the words of Blue's famus song to life.... 'All Rise' and heez been risin at every opporchoonity wiv the gerls in the house....well not all of them....Linda had a lucky eskaype! Her and Jim Davidscum have been at it hammer n tongs....Ollie looks lost most of the time.....I karnt understand a word he says.....He's got more plumbs in his mouth than Katie Price has had!! That's sayin sumthin!! Talkin lookin lost - Lionel Blair....WTF! It wasn't until he left the house he realised he wasn't in the Jungle in I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! He was heard asking 'Where's Ant N Dec' Bless - I got me call from the team at Endemol....and before you know it I'm askin Lionel a question on eviction night! You can tell by this pic it wasn't yer usual kwezzie! Poor Rylan - 

Here's the link to the show n me kwestyon

http://beverlymacca.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/bev-big-brother.mp4 

Spent some time in Londin this week....had a meeting with some lovely peeps at ITV....I woke up an opened me komplimentree kertins and if you look beyond Nelson Mandella house you can see the ITV towers.....I wondered if me lovely Leanne could see me n wave....av a look - 

Managed to fill me bag wiv some komplimentree towels, lecky fire an a new doovay....sadly the komplimentree kertins were only a 60' drop.....bugger.....anyways that's me up to date....I got the Virjin Pedallo back to Liverpool an ad a few medisinul bevvies....perfect end to a perfect day......one thing I forgot to mention.....I was taken up the Groucho!!! Ded posh there....not a prawn ring or box of Lambrini in site....saw a couple of faces I recognised....Rusty Lee was in there signin a new contract with Avon....an Wincy Willis was pushin her new jumper range too.....Rite....catch yerz later.... Bev XXXX

~Komplimentree~

Beginnin to look a lot like Christmas...

Well....it's not long to go.....youz will hav yer balls decked and yer tites hangin waitin for Santa to empty his sack into them....more of that later....All done at Casa Macca - sadly didn't get time to do the Christmas Evening with....that will be on the list for next year....I've put up me tree....took some work that did....I find less is more....plus to be honest...I Can't Be Arsed.... 

I've bin in great deemand lately to switch on Christmas lights too....that takes it out of yer I can tell yer....all that flickin n speeches....here's me doin one of me switch ons.....

Rushed off me Cankles at Pound Paradise too....our 2013 katalog was a big hit....sold out of the toilet seat covers an ash trays within a few hours....Vicktoria Beckam ordered the seat covers for the 325 bogs at Casa Beckam.....few bits left so be quick...here's a preevew - 

I've bin bizzy makin me own deckorayshons too....I can't be doin with buyin all that stuff yer can make...an don't get me started on Kirsty Allslops overpriced homemade Christmas.....she gets on me tits with all that ye olde shite from ye olde Chizick hi street craft shop....it's bollox....here's my bewtiful prawn ring lit up an on me door....yer karnt buy klass......unless it's Myleen....she'd do anythin for a few bob..............

Then I woz thinkin what to do wiv me old tites....an vwalla.....another brillyant idea from the Bevlar....I am so gonna do a show for telly for neckst cristmas.....they'll snap up my Homemade Christmas.....well I karnt stay too long....got me cold weather payment....well I say mine.....nudge nudge....she's not gonna miss it.....she's bin gone a few years now......to spend....Here's me Tite Trick - 

Before I go....lookin to the New Year I've had a call from the lovely peeps at Celebrity Big Brothers Bit On The Side....askin me back to the ordience.....that will be in January....I'll let you know when.....wonder who will be in da house???? Here's me on the last series.....

Right....enuff waffle from me....catch yerz later...I'll pop up me Christmas messige soon.

Love 

Bev

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Macca Meets - Bev chats to the stars...

 Well after a short break from the Airwaves I bounced back with the lovely Adam Siddorn on 7Waves radio 92.1FM - It was like we'd never been apart...You can now catch me on the first Tuesday of every month between 9-10pm Having interviewed lovely Wendi Peters, Kate Robbins and Hear'Say's Noel O Sullivan I had a good idea who I'd love to chat to...

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We kicked off with a sleb interview - the Fabulous Fern Britton who was a treat to talk to...every month I hope to chat to a new household favrit...here's the link to me and

 Fern Britton chatting Weds 6th November 2013

http://bit.ly/19NuhYf

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After the success of me chat with Fern Britton I decided to ask another TV favrit 

Duchess of Daybreak Lorraine Kelly

I was so chuffed when she said yes! Here's me and Lorraine having a blaether as they say in Scotland. Tues 3rd December 2013

http://bit.ly/18pmtsc 

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Beverly Macca to Beverly Hills! Here's my live interview from LA with HRH of Hollywood Ross King! We had a hoot! Tues 7th January 2014

http://bit.ly/1lTUEhU 

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Coming next - Bev Meets Kate Thornton. A lady who has done so much, I'll be gettin all the goss and all the news...Choon in Tues 4th Feb between 9 - 10pm

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Speechless for the first time...

Gobsmacked and Speechless

Only ever won Pound Paradise Award

 

Today I found out I've bin nominayted for a Liverpool Lifestyle Award in the 2014 Awards

Category - Best New Entertainer

So so grateful - I feel so humbled, but happy that I can make folk smile.

If you would like to vote please click on the link and vote away!

Thank you in advance.

Beverly Macca CBA!

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Vote here - http://www.liverpoollifestyleawards.co.uk/vote.html

London, Lorraine and Loose...

Another week another adventchur...me first one started off on yet another Virgin Pedalo train....yep...I was off to London....I was ded lucky to be invited down to the ITV stewdios - biggest shock of all was that me thong was still there blowin in the wind....I was sure Eamonn Holmes would've ad that away, here she blows....

To top it all ahead of my interview with the lovely Lorraine Kelly, I got to sit in on the show and meet HRH Dame Lady Lorraine of the Kelly!!! She was garjus....inside an out....Now bein a nice frend I took me head gay wiv me....should be head gegger!! He gegged right in on it all....I nipped to the laydees to powder me nose ready for a foto with HRH an when I got back Lorraine had nipped off for a deep fried full Inglish (the Skots fry everythin) an they had had photos dun without me.....gutted....Can't wait to chat to the lovely laydee on the radio on Tues 3rd December on 92.1FM or www.7waves.co.uk between 9-10pm.....Choon in, here is me head gay and the lovely laydee.....he looks a bit too comfy there me thinks.....

It was great to meet some of the lovely peeps who work there...everyone was ded frendly an made me feel ded welcome....speshal thanks to the floor manager Dave on the Lorraine show....he was garjus....He could manage me on the floor any day....Now there were a couple of shocks....the biggest being past telly royalty Baroness Judith Chalmers....if there was ever an advert for not sitting in the sun it's Jude....she looked a bit shell shocked when I took this picture.....she was wandering the corridor askin if anyone had seen Lesley Crowther.....I didn't have the heart to tell her he was deeseesed....she was last seen wanderin across the Family Fortchoons stewdio.....Vernon didn't see her, he was too busy sendin mucky texts....look away if you are easily shocked....this isn't how you will remember TV legend Judith Chalmers....

Another person who was lovely was Aled snowman Jones....him an all that church stuff is a cover....he's a derty get....some of the jokes he told were blue as yer like....he couldn't take his eyes off me rack....an I aint talkin ribs!!!! Got a bit emarrassin when he grabbed me leggins....I said 'Aled what are you doin' he sang back to me 'I wanna go below below below'..... I was outta stewdio 3 before you could say 'Ave Maria'......here's the little minx! He was lovely tho!....

I nipped to the stewdio cafe for a light refreshment....next I was ushered into the Loose Women stewdio or Baggy Birds dependin on who is on the panel....That was a great show.....Brian Connlley was on.....me n him have histree....also Jean Kristal Nobelly....the famus sheff....I tell you what....he's dyed to buggery....like a cross between Cher and David Guest!....after that show I was back in the stewdio cafe when I bumped into the garjus garjus Stephen Mulhern!!! He was the perfect gent.....offered me a bite of his sossige roll....he was coverin for Paul O'Grady....what a great job he did too.....then before I knew it it was time to hit the Virgin Pedalo back up North.....end of a great day....here's lovely Lorraine interviewing the Feeling....I wouldn't mind feeling a couple of the Feeling....Lucky lady....

 Did a couple of days back at Pound Paradise an I got a messige from the lovely Fern Britton saying she was coming up to Liverpool to film 'Fern Meets' at the Hanglican catheedral, so we made arrangements to hook up for a bit of Communyon wine an a few nibbles (dry bread) why I didn't learn from going to see Lorraine I don't know, but I asked the head gay to come along....big mistake.....now those who heard the interview with Fern will know she borrows me clothes from time to time....well she was due to return a few bits....not least me Timmy Shoos! Just gettin ready to leave nipped to powder me nose for a photo.....Again....Fern's fecked off an the gay has gegged in yet again.....at least I got me Timmys back an she was runnin stockin feet to Lime Street.....she was a charmer tho.....we talked about life an Phil's meat.....it was lovely an crismassy at the catheedral....even tho I didn't get me picture here's head gay n Fern....Raging!

If you haven't heard Bev chatting to Fern Britton here's the link -

http://bit.ly/19NuhYf 

Christmas is just around the corner....I hav bin bizzy switchin on Christmas lights....I'm free to switch yours on too....here's me hard at work at Mrs Noreen Jones house....takes it out of me all this Pee Arr stuff....duz me bum look big in that??
Talking Christmas Friday I was off to Preston for the Katy Holmes Christmas Ball at Barton Grange....what a crackin night.....I danced the night away....I even wore me best intimayte wear

The venew was bewtiful....it was very christmassy and special....just how Katy would've liked it.

Surprise surprise my table was named the naughty table...Im sayin nothin........

The best thing about stayin in hotels for me is everythink is Komplimentree!!! No komplimentree kettle n cups at this hotel...but hey....every clowd has a silver linin....I got a new telly....yep....it was Komplimentree............. 

 

I'm eggzorsted writin this....it's been a hell of a week....but it didn't stop there....got back to the Wirral...aired me Charlie on the beach then it was off to meet an inspirayshonal lady who is embarking on a major challinge.... Sarah's Challenge! See link below! Sarah Green asked me to attend a charity head shave....wow! I was nervous for her - but she did it! Here's me and Sarah before and me getting her robed up....clock the leopard print!!!! 

 

Big countdown to 'Chop Off' and that was it!

Here is the lovely laydee after the event....still looking as garjus and determined - here is the link to Sarah's Challenge -

http://sarahschallenge.net/ 

Well that's about it from me for now!! Don't forget me Logsite is up an runnin now....and if you haven't already got your tickets for the Russell Watson concert for Katy Holmes on 6th December then what are you waiting for?? See youz all soon....

Love Bev

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**BREAKING NEWS**

No matter how ill you are feeling stay away from Holby Hospital!!!! This man murdered Sooneeta! How can he run a hospital.....Mmmm on second thoughts!!!!!