CoCo to LoCo...

well me promoshons werk is goin ded well...not only am i the face of Far La and Klunge...due to me experteez in pushin stuff i've bin asked to be the face of our new loyaltee card CoCocard...every £ yer spend wiv us yer earn a pineapple point!...first day today and tannoy Twunt is doin me hed in...every five minutes she's ding dongin in me friggin ear...i've put me headphones in listenin to Black Lace greatest hits...


Bizzy week this week...fat Sue wiv the Smart Car started here...we just need Lynne wiv the limp and it'll be the whole team...Fat Sue is a bit sheepish coz i'm seeniur to her...i was ded maid up as well coz i got me winter fuel allowance...that'll help towards crimbo...well...sheez gone next door so did a likkle re direct...gave sum to charitee, bort a new skirt at the Red Cross...


Funny thing happened the uther day...i fownd a ticket to the local skool nativity...saw they waz servin Mullered wine...popped in sayin i waz god muther to one of the kids...well that was it...ended up in the vestgible wiv the caretaker an got waysted on the Mullered wine...but hot wine...whats that all about...woke up the next day in the friggin maynger...so not so much 'Away in a Maynger' more 'A Lay in a Maynger'...laterz...Tannoy Twunt is off again...