diein to diet...

if like me yerv over dun it a bit at cristmas an thinkin of dietin let my dietin powem inspire you...just off for a minse pie an a bottle of crem de menth...good luk...

Bev's been dietin for quite a while,

coz as you know she'd stacked on a pile.

Up a few dress sizes I did go,

I'll be Marisota outsize before yer know.

I'm doin the popular slimmin world,

me size 26 I hope to have hurled.

I count all me points an save me sins,

for wild weekends and a good few gins.

How can yer get excited about salady bits,

all this greenery is gettin on me tits.

I'd kill for a fry up for a bacon butty I'd beg, 

instead it's an omelette, grated cheese out me ped egg.

The recipes I'm findin hard to follow,

a boiled flip flop is hard to swallow.

I'm hopin it won't all be in vain,

an busty Bev can pull again.