Bev takes the Plunge...

Sweet baby yazu.....can you beleev its November already....Oktober flew by.....Halloween was a hoot.....I left me make up off that day as you can see....me supervizer Fat Sue Wiv the Smart car waznt happy......I woz taken off me till an put on a stock take....and did I take some stock.....me feminin hi jean cabinet needed a refill....Jumping ahead I was asked to launch the local firework display 'Sparks In The Park' I woz told it would involve thrustin down on a large tool....well who would refuse an offer like that......turns out it wasn't the tool I was expectin.....all good fun tho.....

I arrived at Meols Park an was ushered to the VIP sweet - otherwise known as a tent....I was kwickly plied wiv a bucket or 2 of Mullered Wine to ease the pain of not avin a Winny Bay Go!!! I thort - 'Rustie Lee wouldn't have put up with a tent' Pain eased I was usherd over to av me picture taken wiv a few of the hundred of folk who had turned up......first up a lovely family who thrust their children forward.....before I could say 'Far La' they were off to the pub and I was left wiv 2 mini Bevettes to entertayn.....they dragged me on the waltzerz.....not a good idea after a bucket of Mullered wine.....they loved it....I was about to chuck up as you can see....

That was until I remembered my cure all was in me handbag....I'd gotten thru sekurity wiv a bottle of the nectar of me life....few swigs of that and I was feelin fine n dandy....what a difference a swig makes.....the colour came back to me cheeks and I was hot to trot again....

I handed the kids over to the Red Cross for them to look after.....I was buzzin after me Lambrini fix....off I went....first stop was the clown ride.....bit embarrassin as me arse wouldn't fit in the seat.....managed to blag it tho.....big mistake.....before I knew it I was 100 feet up, legs akimbo givin the residents of Meols an surroundin areas a clear view right up the Royal Macca Hoop!!! Worst still it was right next to a tree an I woz worried me locks would get stuck up the Old Oak Tree....

Before I knew it it was time to be ushered over to the VIP plunger.....had a chat to the crowds then it was full thrust down and the sparks really did fly............in just a flash I lit up the sky....

A huge thanks to Roy and the whole team from Meols Park for asking me to do the VIP plunger....it was a real honour....Incredible Edibles of Hoylake provided some lovely pumpkin soup and other nibbles....the Mullered Wine was appreciated too...You can follow the park on Twitter @MeolsPark Incredible Edibles have a page on Facebook too...have a look and 'Like' Big thanks to James Dmitri Matthews for the fab pics - you are a star!!

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**BREAKING NEWS**

I have been invited back to 92.1FM 7Waves Radio to join Adam Siddorn on 6th November...It will be a mixture of music, TV gossip and celeb interviews!

I'm so pleased and honoured to say a fave of mine Fern Britton is going to be chattin to me live on the show!!! Excited muchly....please choon in to 92.1FM between 9-10pm Weds 6th Nov

If you are not in listening area you can listen online

www.7waves.co.uk

**BREAKING NEWS**

NEW WEBSITE

My new website went live yesterday - it's work in progress but go and have a look! Will be adding more pages - soon you can dress Bev, buy Macca merchandise and much much more! You can keep up with me charity work and find out how you can help them too! You can even contact me via email or on me confidenshal (ish) hotline too.....

www.beverlymacca.co.uk 

See yerz all soon.....

 Lotsa Love

Bev

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OK.............maybe there was more than just one bang that night! Laterz! 

 

Prawn Ring N Bling...

 As the song goes....Oh What A Night...can't beleev it was a year since our last event....but this year you buffed yer ring and donned some bling....it was An Evening With Beverly Macca 'Prawn Ring N Bling' in aid of Katy Holmes Trust...

The evenin started off in me posh dressin room....even had toilet roll....now there's a ferst...me trusty Bevlar security were on hand to keep me moist....toppin me up at every opporchoonity...me make up artist arrived and before I knew it I woz wisked up thru the fire exit ready to meet me pubic...........Public....damn prediktiv text...a quick run thru of me set and the doors flew open an everyone waz on their feet for me theem choon Agadoo............

Nice to see the lady on the left put her teeth in for the night.....NOT....bless....crackin turnout and I think there were a few shocked faces when I appeared in a frock an not me leggins!! That didn't last long...with one click of me fingers I was bare arsed in seconds.....to the choon of 'You don't have to take your clothes off' kertsee of Mike Shepherd from Dancefloor Dreams disco....me lovely security guys had me back in the 3 L's....Leggins Lycra n Lambrini....now please DO NOT ADJUST YOUR SCREENS - this next picture is NOT Katherine Jenkins....

Easy mistake to make....Russell Watson would find it hard to tell us apart....or with me in the frame he might just find it hard!....anyway I agress.....as I said, me boys had me stripped down..

Now the night did have an 80's theem to it so I pushed out the boat an added some 80's gear...Eyereen Kara eat yer heart out.....

Then it was on with the night....bit of banter wiv the lovely Bevettes and then on to Bev's Bingo....Bingo with a twist....now what makes me laugh in a game of bingo is that when I say 'All the 4s' doesn't necesserrilly mean 44 - that's the twist.....but you should hear the feckers shoutin, tuttin and abusin me......for fucks sake....yer playin for a packet of feminin wipes an a pregnancy test......I love it................so do they deep down.....I chowze the hunkiest man there to shake his balls for the bingo....the garjus Chris Whiteley.....known in these parts as Twice Nightly Whiteley......pics of us to follow.....I turned me back for one minit then there before me were visions of lovelyness....Bevette clones.....how bloody good do they look....they are the Katy Husky Huddle who do great work for the charity along with their bewtiful husky doggies....they were amazing!...

The other side of the room was the 80's mob....they looked fab....I thought the lead singer of Kiss was Bonnie Tyler coz he had the same hair do....great Boy George too....As the disco fired up so the floor filled...you can't beat an 80's disco....even tho I am a ikkle too young to remember that era....

Now for the great news...our evening raised £1300 for the Katy Holmes Trust which added to the £1096 raised doing me mobility scooter ride in Preston with Dave Holmes, Jeff Banks and the team who were on root to Landsend give a total of £2396.00 in the last 2 months.... I'd like to say a HUGE THANK YOU to all of those who constantly support me and the charity....without you guys none of this would be possible....let's keep the momentum goin and I'll get plannin the next event.....we can help make a difference to brain tumour research.....it doesn't matter where you live, any 1 of us could be affected....so remember to share your experience of the Katy Holmes Trust...link below to the website....

A special thanks to all those who donated prizes too

 

Masato Studio London

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Trendy Pooches Hoylake

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Radio City Liverpool

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Thornton Hall Spa Wirral

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Pure Floral Design Wirral/Liverpool

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Portrait House Restaurant Hoylake

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Sunhouse Tanning Salon Hoylake

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Coronation Street

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Marco's Hoylake

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Front Room Boutique West Kirby

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Liverpool Football Club

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Ambience Salon Hoylake

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Gusto Heswall

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Scoggs West Kirby

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Hard Days Night Hotel Liverpool

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Revitalaser Wirral

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Thanks guys....see you soon!

Bev

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For the full photo album from the night kertesee of James Dmitri Matthews click below

 

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.598576886873598&type=1&l=95c3ea7626 

 

  

For more details about the Katy Holmes Trust click below

 

 www.katyholmestrust.co.uk 

Just a quickie...

well I'll start by showin yer the clip of me on Big Brother's Bit on the Side....wat a laff that was....they got us twunted then ushered us into the stewdio....I'll be on the next series....that's wat the lovely Stephen said anyway......I've been rushed off me cankles gettin ready for the next big event... An Evening With Beverly Macca 'Prawn Ring N Bling' preps going ded well....it's gonna be a nite to remember with our fab Dancefloor Dreams 80's disco after I've dun me bit.....hoping to raise more for www.katyholmestrust.co.uk I'll let you know how it goes....on a serious note it's all off with me N Kevin Kawasaki..............I know what yer all thinkin....he's bin good to me.....me nite in shinin armour for the Pound Paradise awards......but he's gone below the sanitary belt......Here's what I had to drive past today..............

Can I put my side akross.....I do NOT have 8 nipples......coz of me colouring I suffer from skin tags....and that is exactly what they are.....SKIN TAGS not Nipples....he's a nob.....and I can tell you now his nickname was 2 strokes Kev......so I'm offishally back on the market.....if yer'v got any nice mates for me let me know..........I always thort he was a bit odd.....I was only ever allowed to kiss his helmet.......He was like Ed Millerband with the longest cold in histree....he had the longest bowt of coldsores ever...............Right....time for me bed.....I'll give yerz a more in depth entree soon.....Oh before I sine off......can we chat about that Downtown Abbey....

Last week I'd said it was like House Of Elliott without the sewing......this week it's more Acorn Antiques without the Macaroons.........and the filth...... yerv got Hairy Mary wantin to be shown the lower quarters....and don't get me started on Master Bates...........I'm just waitin for Miss Babs or Miss Berta to show up.............Rite....na nite all....catch yerz soon....

Lotsa Love 

Bev

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Pee Ess
Can't go without talking about X Factor....Louis has got the boys....funny that....he's not been able to stand up for the last 2 shows....huge lob on....I can't believe he got rid of the Spanish hung HallyHandro.....my hart is pinin forhim already......rite....I'm off.....

My bit on the side...

Well no sooner had I got meself dry, fabreezed me leggins and rinsed me tites I woz back on the Virgin Pedallo back down to London...Even the fat controller on the train called me by me name...I got some intilekthuwal reading material to read on the way down and off I went.....Where was I going you ask?? Oh I'd had a phone or 'Forrn' call from the lovely Stephen at Channel 5 asking me to come on Big Brother's after show Bit On The Side....so off I went....even got a meal an a drink....I went for the helthy opshon Salid.....with fish....i was enjoyin it till i found a ginger hair in it..........my money was on Richard Branstons.....anyways I agress as the posh say......I found meself at a luxury hotel called Borehamwood Stewdio way Travelodge.....everythin was komplimentree agen....even the ironin board....the area was a bit dodgy tho....the kids were playin Tick with mashetees...... I took no chances that night.....

Well after gettin settled into me dizabled room......dunno why they always give them to me.....it was time to go.....the taxi came on time and Raj was a lovely chatty man.....then it appeared....the words 'Elstree Studios'.....I felt like Norma Desmond returning to the lot at Paramount.....we woz whisked thru to the White House were they plied me wiv cheap plonk n krisps.....Then we woz ushered thru....the BBBOTS studio......It was all so fast payced.....before I knew it the theem choon started and the lovely Emma was off.....we had Sue Pollard, Chris Biggins and Chelsea Lately on the panel.....it wasn't long before I had Emmas mic in me face....

 

Before yer could say 'Prawn Ring' we were out of there and back to the lugzurius Travelodge...had a few bevvies and a take away.....then the alarm was going off.....I looked to the side of the bed and this is what greeted me....me tung was stuck to the roof of me mouth.....

It had been worth it tho.....then I had to get back to Ewston to get the Virgin Pedallo home.....and that was that.....I woz plied again wiv drinks.....but who was I to komplayn......

Right....enuff of me wafflin on.....I'm watchin This Morning right now and there is a campayn goin on to get Macca on the Map in the Albert Dock Liverpool for the This Morning 25th Anniversary on 3rd October....presenters past n present will get together along with the weather map.....there's no Jim to fix it for me so if you want to help go and tweet @itvthismorning and tell them you'd like to see #maccaonthemap....

Laterz lovely peeps

Bev

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Near knocked me out...

Well Sunday 8th September.....a day off work.....did I sit wiv me cankles up pickin on me prawn ring watchin the Stenders omneebus??? Nope....I was up in Preston havin a home made colonic irrigayshon curtesee of It's A Knockout!!!! All for a good cause tho...Yep, the wonderful Team Katy headed up by Paula & Dave Holmes had organised the event to raise money for the Katy Holmes trust....and there was no show without Punch!!! Great day, even got to meet a couple of TOWIE birds and the Nelson boyz.....garjus.....they'll be on yer box soon....if yer lucky....here's me comin thru the hoop of horror..... 

It was like a re birthin experience...only me berth mum Vanessa wasn't at the other end....here's me with my team 'TeamTastic'.... 

Oh....and the lovely and very secksy Clarke Carlsile was there too....he couldn't keep his hands of me....what man can't resist the whiff of my natural jewse plus my Far La....He's the wonderful patron of the Katy Holmes Trust....A joy to meet.... 

A great day with great people too...remember you too can help support the Katy Holmes Trust - maybe you want to arrange an event then take a look at the website below....

Laterz

Bev

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www.katyholmestrust.co.uk

London N Loose...

Well me feet avent tutched the grownd....nor have me Timmy Shoos as you can see....it all started in the Ferst Class lownge at Liverpool Lime Street...I had a ticket for the Virgin Pedallo to London....cheap as chips coz I used me OAP railcard....well I say mine.....it was iron lung Lil's from next door before she deeseased n died...I had a mail re direct put on her post....well when I got to the station I could see peeple lookin at me....so I just blurted it out.....
'Pie Jeezus....Pie Ay Jeezus' before I knew it I was wisked thru to the lounge 'Come this way Miss Katherine Jenkins' said the Fat Controller on the platform....and I was in.............

Before I new it I was onboard the Pedallo an sat in a Ferst Class seat....'We've bin expectin you Miss Jenkins' said the conductor.... 'It's Ms Jenkins' I said kertlee.....keepin up the Antee....well I ad a pink fish n laffin cow baygel an they left the drinks trolley next to me seat in return for a quick verse from 'Lez Mizerables' I just blagged that one....only Lez Mizerables I know are the punters at Pound Paradise....well I arrived OK and to top it all the hotel had only left me a free kettle, cups n tea n coffee....that was in me bag kwiker than wink incase thay realised there mistayke.....

I took a late nite walk down to the South Bank were ITV stewdios are....I had me walkman on....Elton John was seranaydin me wiv 'Candle In The Wind' when there it was.....just ahead....it was a sign.....my very own 'Thongle In The Wind'.....I'm not sure but I think it was a sign from Eamonn Holmes....a leppard print thong just blowing in the wind attatched to the ITV stewdio sign..........I was sent........I clutched my perl necklace...looked to the sky and the sweet baby yazu and mouthed the werds 'thank you'.....I was blessed.....

The rest is a blur....I woke up Titeless n Timmy Shooless overlookin the river Tems...I could smell the salty air blowin up me hoop....I was havin flashbacks....had I been ro hip nolled?....I'd left a couple in me pocket so maybe....just then I came to and could hear the sound of the This Morning theem choon.....I looked up and could see Eamonn n Ruth about to brordcast to the nayshon.....I gathered up me bits and headed back to the hotel.....I had a meeting at Sky TV.....All was good...to be continued....

Jump ahead a week now....lots goin on and I've not had time to put me cankles up all week...the highlight of me week was Thursday night and the start of Celebrity Big Brother....Id heard a rumour Carol Mcgiffin was goin in.....she who said no money would be enuff to do it....and there she was lookin back at me....on me box.....it only seemed like 5 minits since we'd been out wiv me gays....

I'd waited all week for this....I nocked meself some tea up....had me two fave things....bit of Rustie Lee on me walkman and a summer edishon of Lambrini....or ten....

What a show it's gonna be.....I'm havin trouble sussin out that Lauren Harries....at ferst I thought Ivy Tilsley was alive n well and living in the CBB house....can you spot the diffrence?

Well that's me about done....got lowds to do....I'm still a bit in shock tho....thort I'd get comfy on me sofa this mornin and watch a nice family movie....I got comfy an was strokin me Charlie when on it came........never.....i repeat never will I be able to look Dame Lady Julie of the Andrews in the eyes again.....just about to watch Bedknobs n Broomsticks when up pops....

'Bigdicks n Groomedchicks'

I can't even stumock the choon now Supercalafragilisticexpialidoshus....not after hearing Mary Bed Hoppins singin - 'Itchyfannyyoghurtonitbacterialvaginosis'......it's ruined it for me.....right....enuff.....catch yerz later....have a great day and bank holiday Mondee....hope the sun shines for yerz all....

Lotsa Love

Bev

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**BREAKING NEWS**

MCGIFF IS MCOFF

CAROL MCGIFFIN TO LEAVE LOOSE WOMEN (BAGGY BIRDS DEPENDING WHO IS ON THE PANEL) 

I've put me applikayshon in already!!

#makebevaloosewoman

 I have sort of been on before!

Go Team Katy...

Well this was the sight that brought a lump to my throat...seeing the team arrive in Preston on their long journey from Johnny Groats to Lands End...Eveyone was so proud...and best of all well over £40.000 was raised...I'll post a final figure soon...Well no sign of a Bentlee or a Rolls Royce for me.....I arrived in Bev style in the back of a Ford Transit...

I was like Mrs Overall all day wiv a crick in me neck bent over after me ride....but I was just grateful to get there in one piece...first stop was at Paula Holmes crib for a nice cuppa and a catch up....then the cavalree arrived...Here's the lovely Paula, Charley and Scarlett Holmes all ready to leave to support the riders...

We hadn't been on the road long and I sniffed out a uniform...I was over like a shot...great bunch of guys...good job they didn't hit the sirens....

Next stop was the cricket club to welcome the riders...quick stop off for some refreshments and cuddles with family and friends...here's me with the lovely Dave Holmes, Katy's dad and Charley Holmes, Katy's sister...doesn't he look well....so proud of Dave...

Then Dave had the difficult task of introducing Jeff Banks to the Bevlar....I think he was a little confused as most people are...I could hear him think 'I'm sure that's Katherine Jenkins'....easy mistake hey....

I parked up me scooter to get some hard earned refreshments and asked me little helper Charley to keep an eye on me wheels....Oh butter wouldn't melt 'of course aunty Bev...'few minits later there she is givin rides around the car park.....

I tried to chase her on horseback...struggled a bit to get on top....*steady on* but soon did it...

There was no way I could catch up with her...until.....me battery drained....I was devvo'd....how could I complete my challinge....you know team Katy.....as Peter Kay would say 'Always thinking'.....enter Katy's Huskie Huddle....and that was the perfect end to a perfect day....remember you can help support Katy Holmes Trust....just click on the link below to the website....every little helps....together we WILL make a difference to brain tumour research...

Let's not forget the reason we were there that day, to help keep Katy's memory alive...we all gathered at Katy's park close to her home...this is on Katy's bench...all the children clubbed together to have the bench put in Katy's memory...

Thank you again to all who supported both me and the team...always appreciated...take a minute to check out the Katy Holmes Trust website...

Bev

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www.katyholmestrust.co.uk 

 


 

Good Luck Dave Holmes & Team...

Well today's the day folks....it's taken hard work, dedication and determination but Dave Holmes & his team have set off on their Jonny Groats to Lands End bike ride....all in memory of and to raise money for Katy Holmes Trust - Katy being Dave's beautiful sleeping angel....It's going to be hard work, but so rewarding for all involved...So sending them all the best and lots of love....

As the saying goes - No show without Punch! Well I had to mention my challenge too! I shall be joining Dave and the team in Preston next Saturday 10th August with other members of Team Katy to support and raise more money. Why not come along and add your support? If you can't be there then please take a moment to donate to the challenge. Here's my JustGiving page for you to do just that. Thanks to all those who have very kindly donated so far! Let's keep Katy's memory alive through her research...You can help!

 

Big thanks to the wonderful Bell Mobility Ltd for making my challenge possible with my Bevmobile!

 

Lotsa Love

Bev

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www.justgiving.com/beverlymacca 

 

http://www.bellmobility.co.uk/ 

 

www.katyholmestrust.co.uk