charity begins at Bev...

can yerz belieev its Sunday agen already... im egzorsted... been out doin my bit for charity... i know wat yer all thinkin... sheez a slave to her charity work... well that i am.. but i just feel i help the ald girls who get to work at the shops on a monday mornin with all them bags to sort.. so Bev goes and has a rummage easin their workload... win win... got a few bits today.. few sentid candles... cling film cutter.. pair of ankle boots that don't fit but I'll put them on ebay... feet up with a lambrini now...

kwite kwiet at work this week... doin all our halloween bits.. brings more bastard kids into the shop... askin that never herd kwestion... 'how much is dis gerl'... Shit Off is me usual reply.  had a cuple of good nites out.. shudn't do it on a skool nite.. woke up in a hedge this week covered in snail trails... lost the car the other day cudn't remember where I'd left it.. found it outside a corner shop i use (pic below)... crakin nite last nite.. our new local called the Toads Hole.. we call it the Frogs Arse!! Alice n Jimmy run it... they sealed off the snug last nite n called it the X Sector... then went off to the Rice bar an bopped the nite away.. must try n download the new dance version of Agadoo by Daniel O'Donnel... I'm sure thats who they said woz singin it... I was twunted at the time... right.. this glass wont get filled on its own... laterz...

This is were i'd left me Cunto (Corsa n Punto cut n shut)....