mummy nows best...

well folks as you all now me mum Vanessa Feltz just won't admit i'm her love child... but i will never give up till my hed is restin in that ample buzom. theres nothin she can do to stop me lovin her. well another surprise today... i woke up in the naybors hedge covered in snail trails... don't ask... if yer know of any tips on gettin the stains out of me leggins pop me a messige thru... anyway i agress as the posh folk say... me mum aknowliged me on her show today.. have a listen... laterz...

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