wat a week...

OMG... wat a week hey... work has been shite as per... fat sue with the smart car pushin her (ample) weight around as supervisor... fat frank has gone frigid on me... tried a cuple of times to get off early with a blowy an heez avin none of it... gonna see if i can slip him a Viagra from pat pone pete... 


Well imagine me horror wen i turned on the telly to watch me omnibus of Life Of Grime the other day... whooz lookin back at me but Larry From Lybia as he called himself.. was he frig Larry... no wonder he was trying to get an invite over when I woz chattin to him on me internet daytin site R Solo Me O... im ded happy for the peeple of Lybia.. 


Well last nite was fab! started off with me usual 5 liter box.. then went to the Frogs Arse pub... sat in our usual place 'X Sector' Alice n Jimmy put on a crackin spread.... little fumble with Jimmy an i get free drinks too.. next stop Ken Wong Wei's place for an all yer can eat buffay.. had to give him the usual chopstick up the arse for a free feed... then best nite ever at the Rice Bar wiv me gays.... it waz Gaydaffi nite to celebrate him snuffin it... everyone was dressed up.. i just wore sunglasses... they were playin peters n lee all nite... the cocktails were fab... my fave was the Tripoli Twunt Blaster... garjus... but nocked me out.. i woke up on poor Larry Parry dear husband and father in the cemetree... came home n had me usual home communyon... laterz...