wat a tosser!...

well i m never gonna be a nyjella lorson am i...had to babysit Wesley agen last nite...heez a lovely lad...always lets me av a likkle nap after a few bevvys...i forgot i'd put his pancake on for him...sweet baby yazu i nearly had a brown hemorige wen he comes flyin down the stairs sayin the pancakes are burnin...i'm nown for me tossin skills an i didnt disappoint...but imagine me horror when Mr Kawasaki's helmet appears at me window!!!...apparently i'd bin textin him in a drunken state an arranged a meet...think heez still got his cold sore tho coz he kept his helmet shut tite...a second dayte hey...whoodve thort it...laterz...