sweet baby yazu...im fallin to peeces. wat wiv me athleetes foot me flap flare up now its me bleedin vajazzle.
anyone got any tips on how to stop me vajazzle from gowin septic...ive ad to bathe me pubic zerconias in witch hazel..stung to frig...ive bin reedin abowt a new craze called hooplajazzle...its were yer get yer chocklit starfish or the posh werd is sfinkter decorated wiv diamonds...im gonna see if sheez doin them at Tu Tan Cum In salon...sheez dragged old mustaffa over from sharm el shake already...its doomed yer now...eez only after er money...im avin a kwiet nite in tonight wiv a 5litre box of leebfrowmilk that was marked down at bargain booze. its a bit owt of date but its alkohol so im gessin it kills off any germs. im goin to head office tmoz to get a sales award for me Far La... im ded chuffed. rekon ill see mike hunt agen. laterz.
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