Land to Paradise?...

well well well....herez were i need yer advise... ive bin here at poundland for a good few years now... ive ad me ups n downs ins n outs... but i got this in the post today... its a new store same sort of set up as here but just looks fresh n new... i thort id ask youz lot ferst to get the opinyon before i email Ron Miel back... sounds secksy that name...they did try an scramble me a while ago but i cudnt be arsed at the time... i spoke to Ron Miel tonite and he sounds ded secksy... heez forrin... sounds like the wayter in spayne this year... so do i go to paradise or stay in the land... both Pound....

 There are a couple of things i'd miss like fat frank an the early finish blowys... tormentin fat sue with the smart car hidin her pastie at lunch time... and squeekin the dog toys wen lynne wiv the limp walks past so she thinks its her false legs... oh i don't know wat to do... I'm out on a skool nite tryin to deside.. i'm wiv Re Suss Russ one of me gays whooz a nurse... any advise gratefully reseeved...laters...