wild shites...

sweet baby yazu... me arse is like a blood oringe... I've ad the wild shites since saturday.. think it woz a dodgy prawn ring. just bin to the drs an he asked me what number on the bristol stool chart am i.. i thort he waz talkin muzik chart.. then he shows me this chart. I asked him if he had one for my area coz im miles from Bristol but they don't so i mite make a manchesterpool stool chart...must dash.. need to av a rummige thru me shite...feel a number 7 comin on... laterz...