paaarty dont piss

im ragin. just got pulled over by the fuzz. not me fanny fuzz the rozzers. aparintly me mots ran owt. dunno if yer remember but i drive a Cunto. its a cut and shut P reg corsa and a T reg punto. ive got the mot for the corsa its the punto thats run owt. so i hav really got an mot sort of. they shud be owt there catchin shoplifters and benefit cheats. editid to add - had lowds of messages askin wat a cut and shut is. well its wen 2 cars are welded together to make won. mike the mechanic (not the group) duz them ded cheap.

well the weekend is here and bev is ready to paaaarty. its giro day too so happy days. but wats even better is me new gaget i got of the interweb. wonce me seal is broke on a nite owt i spend most of me nite in the bog avin a slash. not anymore i got the cath2go. so bev can paaaarty and piss at the same time. ill let yer now wat its like. just readin the destrucshons abowt how to get it up. ive ad plenty of praktise at that. just the tube dont look that wide for bevs down belows. i mite cut off a bit of hose owt the shed. ave a good firday. an happy weekend. laterz. here it is.