hiya. bin up ded erly and iron lung lil next door wasnt up so ad no internet. i soon got the fucker up when i started hooverin at 6 o clock. her downstairs lamp is on a duble adapter wiv her internet so wen she gets up bev gets her internet.
well just wen yer think yer avin a kwiet day. started off borin doing a stock take. most if it goin in me gob espeshally the creem eggs. area manager came in layte on an eez kwite cute. bit old but theyr always more grateful. eez dutch werever that is stupid name fronk. we call him fingers fronk coz like iz hands thay get everywhere. i woznt complaynin tho i woz kwite horny yesterday. choklit duz that to me. e ad me in the office wanted a copy of me arse to take away wiv him. i managed to get some compashonit leeve coz of me anty ethel wiv the embalizm. shes avin a ball now thanks for all yer messages of simpathee. shes gowin down a storm in les vaygas. she used to av an ivy tilsley tribuwte act called poyson ivy. theyr lovin it over there. her show stopper is her vershon of mikeal jaksons ben. but she sings bert after ivys huzband.
ill catch yerz later coz i can hear bobby silvertop the milkman owtside. i can get a free 4 pinter if i rub me nips on the frosted glass in the hall. ill tell yerz abowt this new gaget too thats all the rage. im gowin owt wiv the gerls to get one for saturday nite owt. laterz.
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