21st March 2011

bin off raydar. got sent home from werk coz skank face lynne wiv the limp said i woz rank. i ad a bit of a problem wiv me onken the other day. i woz a bit twatted and put sower creem up me snatch insted of onken fer me thrush. so she kicks off and sends me home. just been for a wax at tu tan cum in salon. she ad to wax sum of the mold off too it woz well fuckin sower!