happy eester guyz n gals. bevs easter has got off to a grate start. got me easter eggs well an truwly fertilized last nite an im not talkin farmville. bi polar brian woz in me shop the uther day and ad a sniff of me far la for his sister. eez on an upper at the mo so e asked me owt. i said yes coz benidorms finished now. went to the all yer can eat chinees bufay. ad me uzuwal set meal for 2 e ad sweet n sower chikin. all woz ok till the toffee balls came e slipped into a deep depreshon started tellin me abowt how e woz teesed coz of the size of iz ollys at skool. i switched off until he tried to stab imself wiv a chop stik coz e self harms. i lost it then an made a run for it im sorry but im not a friggin samarytan.
as luck wud av it i nipped in the fethers an twig was up for it. eez just got compo thru after the bus crash e woz in. well e woznt reely in it but his bruther woz the driver ran into a shop to call the ambalance an twig woz nearby so his bruther texted him to get on the bus. i herd he got abowt 5 grand. happy days for bev. its a win win coz he kopd a blowy i kopd a crakin cheap nite owt. im seein im tonite to so ill keep yerz powsted. im gonna try an see if i can get a holiday owt of it. laterz.
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