viva espanya

its countdownt to the holiday in spain. ive ad me tan done an just ad me bits waxed. ive ad a brazillyan an me vajazzle re done. if yer remember me pubic zerconias went septic so ive ad it dun a bit higher abuv me vaj line. looks lovley an sparkly. iv ad a T an B added for me an twiggs. im ded ecksited. 

just bin for a spray tan at 'tu tan cum in'... shes brort that guy over from sharm el shake she met. there gettin married next week. all very fishy if yer aks me. shell be in bella or take a brake in a few weeks sayin ow shes bin fleeced. ive seen it all before. im a bit worried abowt goin to spain incase im swept off me feet so they can get a visa to come to ingland from spain. i wont be as eezy. well not for less than 100 youros. laterz.