its one of those weekends already... first me spray tan goes wrong thanks to Sharm El Sharon not payin her leckky bill....bought some Tantastic self tan cream thats out of dayte I'm the colour of boiled shite... an to top it all i'd run out of shower gel... had an old soap on a rope someone got me for crimbo... spent an hour tryin to get a lather out of it washin me Mary ready for some akshon tonite... next thing it splits open and me nancy is full of cheese... its a bleedin posh cheese not a soap on a rope... some catch I'll be tonight... i'm like a Jaurndised George Best with a hole full of gorgonzola... any tips on how to get cheese out yer chuff?...
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