why do i bother... every time i go to Sharm El Sharons salon sumthin happens. Remember when I went for the new Brazillian called 'Minge Singe'... they singe yer bush wiv a sentid candle....Mustaffa did it and cocked it up big style... well Sharm El Shaz calls me to say sheez got a new machine do i want to try it an get a dizzy. good job i wozn't on the pull last night... she gets half me body done then bang... friggin lites n machine went off... turns out Mustaffa hadn't paid the leckky bill, sent the dosh over to his family in Sharm El Shake... i was ragin.... she can't see he is a con man.. it'll all end in tears, just like it did wiv the last one. she met Barry Perez from Tenerife... came back and changed the salon from 'Turk n Tan Delight' to 'Tanerife' overnight. Tarkan was out on his ear to make way for Senor Perez... sheez so fickle... then off she goes to Sharm El Shake and abracadabra... Barry is sent packin and in comes Mustaffa visa... She's goin on holiday to Goa next year... frig knows what it will be called after that holiday!
Just nippin to me poundland shop.. we've got our own 'Tantastic' tannin cream... i'll finish meself off for tonight... laterz...
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